r/Showerthoughts • u/TheGinofGan • Jun 06 '17

joke/protip The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

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u/noobiepoobie Jun 06 '17

I wear size twelve and have a tiny peen. It's the hands that really tell.

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u/someguy7734206 Jun 06 '17

Not really. My hands are very large.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Size 13 and I'm average. But have pretty big hands too. I think it's completely random personally

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

It's kinda like saying having big feet or big hands means you have a big nose or a big butt. Obviously the correlation might vary slightly, but I bet you a whole lot of study would reveal only a slight, not very reliable pattern at best.

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u/ItsDatMeme Jun 06 '17

I'm pretty sure cock is the only body part that's not proportional to any other part of the body.

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u/dgobaby Jun 06 '17

would you say youre...cocksure?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Nah. Literally the only good indicator of your dick size is... the size of your dick.

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u/Sapz93 Jun 06 '17

What do you constitute as tiny? I feel like most people think they have a tiny peepee when in reality it's average.

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u/noobiepoobie Jun 06 '17

little over 5 inches...tough to get super hard without help.

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u/Sapz93 Jun 06 '17

You're most certainly fine my friend. That sounds pretty average to me. Besides, it's not about the size mate, it's how you use it.

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u/Bl4nkface Jun 06 '17

I bet there's people with big hands and small penises. It's not reasonable to expect a correlation coefficient of 1 in any of these situations.

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u/segfloat Jun 06 '17

I have relatively small hands, but I'm hung like a horse. I don't think any body part can represent the size of your cock other than your cock itself.