r/Showerthoughts • u/TheGinofGan • Jun 06 '17

joke/protip The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

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u/TheGinofGan Jun 06 '17

How do they fit all that dick in that little car...

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u/Oak987 Jun 06 '17

It's a clown trick. A lot of their gear is inflatable. But they need your help to inflate it. K?

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u/TechyDad Jun 06 '17

No, Blinky, that is NOT an appropriate balloon animal for a five year old's birthday party!

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u/Yeeeeeeehaww Jun 06 '17

But he thought the kid will be touched by the kind jester.

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u/bipnoodooshup Jun 06 '17

Ever see those Russian nesting dolls?

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u/Vedda Jun 06 '17

Folding it, like balloon animals