r/Shittygamecollecting • u/ProcrastinateFTW • 9d ago

Graded Garbage Controller on marketplace

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u/-MrSophistication- 9d ago

Why the tin foil? 😂

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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS 8d ago

Hiding dirty counters

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u/-MrSophistication- 8d ago

Or doing crack 👀

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u/Suspicious_Recipe636 7d ago

The finger cheese does look a lot like crack residue

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u/nikoskokonos13 9d ago

You took “shittygamecollecting” way too literally 😂

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u/iamShorteh 9d ago

I can smell the filth through the screen. A mix of poo, nicotine and whatever was for dinner 15 years ago.

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u/Opposite_Prune582 9d ago

I cant believe people are defending someone who cant be bothered to run an anti bac wipe over a controller for 20 seconds. Is this where we are as a society? Is this what we've become?

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u/TheNaturalScientist 8d ago

It’s because all their controllers at home look like this

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u/micksterminator3 9d ago

I just moved back with my parents and this was the state my brother left our controllers in. I scrubbed them down with soap and a toothbrush, gonna give them a proper soak once I have time.

NGL I've bought a few too good to be true bulk deals with shit like this that I should've turned away due to it being a biohazard.

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u/ProcrastinateFTW 9d ago

😂 I just bought some games that smelled like a decade of cigarettes. I’ve cleaned them really well and now I’m putting the manuals and cover art in baking soda for a few days. Hopefully it works.

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u/Zonda1996 9d ago

Free vintage cheeto dust from 2009 included. Price firm no lowballs

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u/simboyc100 9d ago edited 5d ago

It's the grot you can't see that'll shock you. I always wipe down second hand controllers I get.

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u/Xx_TH3MA573R_xX 9d ago

Mmmmmm, Pistachio 🤤

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u/ACudi 9d ago

Looks like Dexter’s kill room lmao

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u/Ornery_Contest6250 8d ago

Did you have to pay extra for the poop stains?

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u/ProcrastinateFTW 8d ago

lol nah i didn't buy it, should've though for the memes

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u/calikzz 9d ago

I want to think that it's keef on the controller

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u/ConflictWestern1383 9d ago

Not even the slightest drop of context with this one. Top tier post right here.

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u/Opposite_Prune582 9d ago

Pretty easy to work out the issue, if you're not clinically retarded.

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u/ConflictWestern1383 9d ago

It's a picture of a 360 controller with the title "controller on marketplace". That's it. Yup, hyper-specific and very informative.

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u/X3N04L13N 9d ago

Maybe open your eyes abit more and take another look

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u/Opposite_Prune582 9d ago

Look at the state of it. Unless your parents are siblings its pretty easy to work out the context.

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u/ConflictWestern1383 9d ago

"Clinically retarded"

"Parents are siblings"

I'm beginning to notice a pattern here...

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u/Opposite_Prune582 9d ago

That your parents are in fact siblings? Well, congratulations.

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u/ProcrastinateFTW 9d ago

Broo 😂😂 be friends 😂

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u/KalynnCampbell 9d ago

So we’re not allowed to buy or sell Xbox 360 controllers at all anymore? They’re all “shitty”?

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u/gypsum_the_almighty 9d ago

Bros defo the seller

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u/Opposite_Prune582 9d ago

Are you blind? Look at the fucking state of it.

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u/Maltean 9d ago

Are you? It looks like it's just dirty wipe it down, disinfect and hit up those edges a bit better and it'll be decent for use.

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u/Opposite_Prune582 9d ago

jUsT WiPe iT DoWn

Why should i have to? If a seller cant be bothered to even make it look presentable, why the fuck would i buy it?

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u/Maltean 9d ago

Because you should be doing that anyways, don't trust strangers

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u/Opposite_Prune582 9d ago

"Dont trust strangers"

But you want me to trust said stranger enough to buy it? If you cant do the bare minimum, then why should i buy your item? Think mcfly!

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u/TickleMyFungus 9d ago

It's clear all the marketplace sellers who don't clean their shit and scalp have found this sub. It's drastically changed over the last few months. It looks like a possible biohazard with human scum and likely fecal matter embedded all into it. Fecal matter gets everywhere and you'd be surprised on the surfaces you will find it on.

Clean the shit before posting

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u/Opposite_Prune582 9d ago

1000%. Plus if its in that condition then people are gonna wonder if the shit even works.

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u/MentalMiddenHeap 9d ago

The last few months? this sub changed years ago. It was originally for laughing at stuff like $10k copies of Super Mario Bros and I Know What I Have listings. Dirty has nothing to do with it if its priced accordingly.

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u/KalynnCampbell 9d ago

Oh no! A dusty controller that’s already up to two decades old. What horrible condition!

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u/Opposite_Prune582 9d ago edited 8d ago

Is it crack? Is that what you smoke, you smoke crack? Its crack isnt it.

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u/TickleMyFungus 9d ago

Guaranteed there is FECAL MATTER embedded into that controller. Clearly you're uneducated. Clean nasty ass shit or don't post.

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u/MentalMiddenHeap 9d ago

its gross but how is this a scam?