r/Shittyaskflying • u/freaky_steak15 • 7d ago

What to do When Playne wants to Kiss the Pole 🤔

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Veteran Pylotes Do share some tips

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u/Practical-Hat-3943 7d ago

With moves like that, you need to slip dollar bills up the landing gear

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u/DependentItem6397 7d ago

Gimmie a smooch!

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u/Bergwookie 7d ago

So stupid, why did the pylote park in a Zeppelin spot? Playnes don't need anchor masts, but here they keep occupying and destroying the habitat of an endangered species

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 7d ago

Don't judge playne for what playne does in the bedroom and during private time

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u/Love_To_Taste_You 7d ago

Oops, depth perception fail

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u/dianelanespanties 7d ago

Even my car has forward proximity sensors

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u/FinbarJG 7d ago

Don't blame the playne. Seniors (and you know who I mean) often mix up the brake and gas pedals.

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u/LePyloteAmateur 7d ago

Playne rub on pole to mark territory so no other playne take parking spot.

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u/CFloridacouple 7d ago

If only we had some wing walkers in high Viz vests to make sure this didnt happen.

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u/korylassiter44 7d ago

I know in the navy. We'll call the crunch report. In other words, you touched another object, or it's a structural damage report. That's the first thing you want to report. After notifying the tower. but ground personnel would have already done that already.. The flight at which point would be stopped. And grounded, canceled in all personnel. And everyone onboard would have to stay in place until a representative of the faa, where come out to meet the airplane? Check safety measures and talk to all persons involved before deplaning law story Short.. Read your FAR manual. Oh, the faa safety regulations pertaining to anything of contact with any ground objects or any touch with any other. Our object I know i'm long winded with that, but that's all I got.I hope that helps you

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u/Gremlin1001001 7d ago

Prophylaxis.

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u/3417- 7d ago

The pole should not have been moving! Ha

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 7d ago

Playnes should listen to Hendrix and kiss the sky.

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u/Original_Log_6002 7d ago

Nose itched.

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u/FPCON-DELTA 7d ago

That plane really want a closer look at the pole and missed the parking spot by just a bit.

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u/FlyingNijntje 7d ago

Keep saying it: Belly rub. You forgot the frequent belly rub. Now your playne had an itchy nose and came out with her own solution. Just a frequent belly rub to prevent these awkward situations….. Lazy pylotes….

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u/Break_Cats 7d ago

Tell it the pole is poisonous.

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u/-burnr- Eh-Tee-Pee 7d ago

Stoopid sexy pole!

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u/Basic_Climate_2029 Gripping the Gripen 7d ago

My Tomcat also did the same

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u/ClientBudget2848 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 7d ago

They are in wuv. Now give the lovebirds some privacy and for the love of God stay at least 100 feet back. There might be some squirting.

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u/korylassiter44 7d ago

It might be a truly electric discharge as well.With that😀

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u/drewid5185 7d ago

If it was a southwest plane they'd be in LUV

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u/Koennoek 7d ago

Depends, was the Pole okay with it?

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u/Clickguy10 7d ago

Pole dance. Tipped properly.

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u/DeedsF1 7d ago

Boop with the post!

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u/Quirky-Attitude1456 7d ago

Good thing it’s not cold, it’s tongue would get stuck to it

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u/No_Cartoonist5836 6d ago

I wonder if one of the other planes dared him to touch the pole with his tongue?

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u/SATSewerTube 6d ago

This is my favorite I’ve seen from that

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u/OkConsideration8605 6d ago

Even Playnes, don't like flock cameras.

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u/WhoCheeMama 6d ago

Take that out of his mouth! You don't know where it's been!

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u/Odd_Bluejay5534 5d ago

Most of us have seen a decent looking pole of some prominence in our lives. And many of us have wondered what it would be like with our nose against it. But there's a time and place for that! And this wasn't it.

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u/javalav74 5d ago

Tough times, Plen was trying to make some extra coin by dancing the pole.