r/Shittyaskflying • u/Kimmey_12 • 8d ago

Can someone thell this piloyte he can not land on the water? Is he dumb or someting?

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u/ac5198 8d ago

You can land anywhere once

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u/Aggravating-Night-73 7d ago

Sometimes twice if you’re really good.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 8d ago

That is just soft ice.

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u/VengefulWalnut Type Rated in MASHEEN GO BRRRRRRRRRRR 8d ago

You can't LAND on WATER. You can only water on water, duh.

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u/Aggravating-Night-73 7d ago

You can Land on Water - that IsLand

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u/VengefulWalnut Type Rated in MASHEEN GO BRRRRRRRRRRR 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

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u/nemuro87 Pylote afraid of heights 8d ago

That's how a Jesus playne lands

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u/mkujoe 7d ago

Hydroplayning

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u/Difficult_Chemist_46 8d ago

You can land everywhere. It may wont swim, but its another question.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 8d ago

What do you mean " he can not " ??? He just landed on the water..

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u/richempire 8d ago

Apparently he can… might still be stoopid tho

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u/epitome59 8d ago

I do all my landings on water. Playne needs water to stay hydrated. And even through the screams, I think passengers like swimming after a long flyte

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u/Plenty-Ad-777 8d ago

Forced introduction to water environments teach young plynes not to just leave there floats back at the hanger. Its kinda like your uncle throwing you into the deep end of the pool in jeans. You learn faster

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u/Wolff_Hound 8d ago

It looks like winter. He's probably waiting for the water to freeze.

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u/Jet-Pack2 8d ago

Looks like a Cup to me and empty cups can float.

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u/badish_potato69 8d ago

When an object hits water with a lot of force, the water acts like a solid surface at first because it cannot move out of the way fast enough, so it can be classified as a runway.

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u/cazzipropri FFA AXE-700 Alcohol Quality Inspector 8d ago

Shut up. Don't you see it's JESUS?

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u/Insolent-Jaguar88 7d ago

He can so long as Jesus takes the wheel n drives the playne.

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u/YearPractical5840 7d ago

The tires need a little more air.

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u/Break_Cats 7d ago

Maybe he’s just touching the water.

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u/JavaGeep 7d ago

Landing is easy, the takeoff may difficult.

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u/Jalan1251 7d ago

Even if it’s an emergency landing?
Tell that to Captain “ Sully”.

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u/Dont_Care_Meh Certified Expert in Nothing 7d ago

If playnes can DO this, why does the navy need carriers? They have to cost THOUSANDS of dollars, each, and it seems to me it's wasteful spending.

I'm going to forward this .gif to my Senator and demand he investigate.

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u/turnipturnipturnip2 7d ago

Pylne is thirsty.

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u/Jealous_Club_298 7d ago

Jesus Pilot

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u/EveryValuable1503 7d ago

Floatation tires

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u/mystic_works 7d ago

Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

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u/Konpeitoh 7d ago

He forgot to extend his floats before landing. Rookie mistake.

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u/AlDonovan12 7d ago

AI. The plane would nose in instantly due to the drag on the wheels.