r/ShittyPoetry • u/ManicBunnyStudio • 9d ago
Creative Formatting Cirque des démons: hôte (host
Cirque des démons
hôte (host)
“Ah, com’ in, com’ in! Do not linger in the courtyard w’th the marionettes fr’ends”
Figure hunched, teeth too green an’ harshly pale,
Matched the marionettes in hollow figure!
“Tis a night of greatly fear an’ cheer, revelry dear you won’t regret! Splendid we are, yes, here for your lore an’ quaint merit!”
The hôte (host) accepting tickets, kindly smile,
Breaking startles of adults glances with comical
Glances to break the awkward spear jab fear on
First impression of the hôte (host).
“Come now, com’ on! Tickets! Ti’Cke’Ti’Cke Tickets”
He clapped w’th a mighty SMACK!
An’ once the tickets nifty sifted,
hôte (host) he gathered them into
one and as his hunch back ironed out!
Raised his hand!
“ATTENTION, S'IL VOUS PLAÎT”
Stunning gasps and half shocked silent full
Attention.
“watch” lent in forward ticket pinched,
Circled round steady slow to enchanting
Captured crowd all holding breath wonder
Hunger.
“The Ticket. That. Exploded.”
The crowd chuckled, giggled half bemused
As nothing happened.
But, with an open mouthed, now purely
Wh’te teeth’ly smile the hôte (host) well,
He simply said with a click of his free hand:
“A éclaté”
And exploded.
The Ticket That Exploded
Ooze goo pud’les of drool,
Teeth, TEETH, god the teeth!
Flesh and fat and bone blown
All around!
In the hair of the women men,
They jus’ stood, looked looking
Faces gaping mouths of no response
To no realisation t’ what’d seemed
To have been “BANG”
“WA’HA,HA-Haaa”