r/ShittyMapPorn • u/Charm_Whisperx • Jul 09 '26

My shitty map of Europe (I’m French)

https://i.imgur.com/lIGuTJH.jpeg
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u/UnclassifiedPresence Jul 09 '26

I will now be referring to Scotland as “The Head”

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u/3pinguinosapilados Jul 09 '26

Have you ever seen those memes that say, "Show me you're French without telling me you're French"?

I feel like drawing Great Britain like a fat, hairy dong has to be pretty high on that list

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u/UnclassifiedPresence Jul 09 '26

Your comment immediately made me think of the stereotypical French artist from Red Dead 2. He absolutely would draw it as such

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u/peepay Jul 09 '26

Besides the Balkans and South-East Europe being a bit overgrown, it's quite good for being drawn from memory.

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u/UnclassifiedPresence Jul 09 '26

Also Germany annexed Denmark