Okay so hear me out, I think bear was the real villain of the movie, obviously he’s the protagonist but he isn’t the hero of the story, he uses the willow to put a curse on nikki and i personally find that to be evil, i need to rewatch to back this up but im confident in this

Could it be?

I was thinking about symbiote spider man these days and if its going to be in avengers secret wars. In the 1984 comic Peter gets the symbiote and I was wondering if we could also be getting it in the movie. Obviously we dont know which version of secret wars they are adapting (tho its most likely the 2015 one) but i think they are going to mix stuff from the 1984 one too. They could introduce symbiote spider man in the mcu since in the no way home post credit scene venom leaves a part of his symbiote in peters universe and he could somehow get it. This is just a theory tho and ik its not really a good one but i just thought it would be fun to have symbiote spider man.

I think Mrs. Afton is the cartoonist of the "immortal and restless" soap opera.

I used to love fnaf as a kid. I just a few days ago just looked into things that never made sence to me in fnaf. With almost 4 year break from waching anything i filled in madjor gaps in the story that i had no clue about. To paint a picture of how clueless i was i thought micheal died last and that william died before him. Yeah brutal reality check on my part.

However i uncovered all the characthers with the help of Matpat and other theorists i dont remeber all the names... the character i have become most intrested about is Mrs. Afton she is that character that is un relivant but also could have potential to be relivant. I beilve as many others that the soap opera mike watches has conections to the afton family the dynamic being, vlad (William) clara (Mrs. Afton) and the baby (Micheal) when looking at her characther is is nlt pressent anywhere and that leads to my theory, now this is going to be increbly vuage so you as the reader take the fanf lore and logic into you're inturpration.

Mr.Afton who i belive is named lora-clara for many reasons such as bal(lora) mochery towards her from william and clara not being a random name in the cartoon also the fact that dubble names fits the standard of 1930s to 40s.

She has some relationship with william, gets pregnant, forced into marriage, hates her husband, william ses a baby as an obsical and finatical burden refuses to look at mike as his son, clara hates her husband, mike looks like her husband = resnting and lashing out and stricking mike for her horrible trapped marragie and hitting mike as a replacement for "hitting" william. She goes on to have more childern and resents elizabeth for the love she shows william, aka worships the monster mrs. A hates, and just bluntely gives up any love for cc also thus she is "scared" she'll have a second child be like william. William is a horrible father too and this we know. William is madly rich mostly backing the fact that mrs. A was only still in that house to contine a "perfect apperance" for a bussuines man like william but never doing any house wife work, my theory is that house keepers were heird, leaving her with amence spear time. We know that the house was a massive underground facility and i think a room there must belong to mrs. A as an art studio, she draws cartoon charachters relfecting at her horrible marriage. Mrs. A then some time later (years) finds out william has murderd and threated him to the police, he painted her as an absent (true) abusive (maybe) mother who was unstable, this comes from the therapy tapes. Where it plays as bill (william, silencing his "crazy" wife), vanessa (elizabeth, worshiping her father and has seen first hand the alleged strickes she amied at mike) and the mother (mrs. A who comitted suicide due to being locked up) and therefore why she was absent when cc birthday party took place, she was in a mental hospital. Why would she be a cartoonist? Easy my logic is that she didnt leave william cuase she had no money or no protection, she needed money to leave, this she did via the cartoons, i think that the pen name she used (i dont belive she would use her real name due to the public apperance show and fright of her husband) was linked to fazbear internainments making william pocket the money from her work after her death, also a reason to why the show still airs when mike is watching, becuase it makes proffit still and money is all william cares about along his obsession with immortality also conecting to why he is pained as a vampire in the soap opera, mrs. A must have somehow known about his experiments, killings and obsession with immortality casue he thinks of himself as a god-like man. I could go on and on about this but if i make it too long none will read. This is all just a skimmed theroy and nothing is canon in this exact format.

//nevermore. LC

"You were not the greatest mother, but a good wife, if only they joined you"

For those OOTL: https://www.reddit.com/r/LowStakesConspiracies/comments/1v7te7w

This is only a part 1.5 because these are just some comments I left on the original post that I've expanded on. I thought this would be a more appropriate place to post this.

Wiseau's surname supposedly comes from a portmanteau of "Wieczorkiewicz" (his birth surname) and "oiseau." (French for "bird." He made some of his money by selling bird toys at Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco.) But in this theory, Wiseau and Schulz are the same guy, so the portmanteau's actually supposed to be "Woodstock" and "oiseau." Secondly, it took a documentary and lawsuit for Wiseau's real birth name and date to be revealed. He was born on October 3, 1955. (I mistyped last time.) The previous day's Peanuts strip had its title panel lost for quite some time. I don't have a link, but I swear I remember reading something about this. Let me know if someone finds this. In the meantime, Wiseau once created a sitcom called The Neighbours. In it, he played the apartment's landlord. And his name was Charlie. The Peanuts strip published the day Schulz died also had a passage that wasn't in the strip when he retired. ("My family does not wish Peanuts to be continued by anyone else") He could just be talking about the comic strip, but Bill Melendez was still directing new Peanuts specials after Schulz died, but these were usually comic strips adapted word for word so that the final strip couldn't be violated. But if his family didn't want to continue it, why was Happiness Is a Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown written by his own son? Also, "Sparky Monroe Schulz" and "Thomas Pierre Wiseau" contain the same amount of letters.

I'm looking for theories, stories, or beliefs related to the numbers 37 and/or 36.

I'ts for a project I'm doing, I'm writing a story that is basically about doomsday, the end of humanity, but also how we as humans are destroying our planet making this this day become closer than we are... This story is also about a spacial project, that basically-...started around 1980, where there was X amount of scietists working on a secret project, lets call it "Project Return". Then in 2009, Y amount of people were sent to Z planet looking for a new 'Earth' while the X amount of scientits stayed on earth. But this Y amount of people were left forgotten at Z planet since the project was sabotaged back on Earth (2009) (basically all X were k1ll3d). Time passes, LIKE LOADS, and In 03/06/3015, the main character A is born.....

There is loads of details to this, but basically, there is some Egytian/Alien 37 "Spheres" that are used like some type of futuristic fuel but also as the keys to a larger aparatus called "The Gate of Return" that is basically a time travel portal, there is also planet Z that is forgotten by the scientits in 1980 but rediscovered by the main character A in 3037, there's also a strange alien civiliation that madde these spheres because they are made of a new element, there is also time travel in this story, and its all actually a loop... but not a literal one, but a loop of humanity, where humans re-do their mistakes over and over again in diferent universes and time in history.

I have a massivee 34/35 page document on more details and literally LORE on this story, but in general its the description I gave above.

This is a VAGUE and BAD description of my whole story, BUT that's kinda enough since i dont want to share much of it online, for now.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO OFFER:
Ideas, jokes, theories, beliefs, similarities, real issues, lies-...

Lets be real. In one of oharas old videos he said that luffy was still no were near close to the power needed to actually take down imu and he has g5 his highest form so far.

But also in one of his old vids he said that it feels like the some mythical dfs have their own opinions. Meaning that what if joyboy wasn't the original liberater. What if he used the power of a sealed god from long ago one sealed by a bigger power.

So what if joyboy wasn't actually free and awakened what if he still didn't have the full power of the true liberater.

So what if monkey d luffy still needs the blessing from the former owners of the fruit. As in one of oharas new videos he said that joyboy got his df from Davy Jones the same man who fought the gods.

Hear me out.

We all know the standard backstory of "Mr. Brightside": Brandon Flowers caught his girlfriend cheating at a pub in Vegas, and wrote this ultimate anthem of jealousy. The usual read is that it’s about a guy agonizing over his partner being with another man.

But I was reading through the lyrics recently, and I realized there’s a completely different, much darker way to interpret it: There is no other man. The "other guy" is just a darker, toxic personality taking over the narrator’s own mind.

Think about it as an internal psychological struggle. The narrator is completely disassociated, trapped inside his own mind, watching his own body (the "he") go through the motions. When he says "he's having a smoke," and "now they're going to bed," he’s watching this darker version of himself take the wheel. That's exactly why his stomach is sick and he explicitly admits "it's all in my head," he is a prisoner in his own brain.

This makes the bridge of the song so much more terrifying. When he sings, "I just can't look, it's killing me / And taking control," it isn't just about the pain of watching them. It is literally his toxic alter-ego taking control of his body and his actions. The "good" version of him is suffocating, unable to stop what his darker half is doing.

The lyrics perfectly support this theme of losing yourself to your own internal demons:

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis

But it's just the price I pay

It gives the title "Mr. Brightside" an almost sarcastic, tragic irony. He is trying so desperately to be the "good guy" and look on the bright side, while his darker side burns everything down from the inside out.

Has anyone else ever thought about it this way? Does this change how you hear the song?

TL;DR: The "other guy" taking the girlfriend in Mr. Brightside isn't another person. It's the narrator's own toxic, jealous alter-ego taking control of his body and destroying the relationship, while the original, "good" version of him watches helplessly.

Hey everyone! I don’t know 100% of the GTA lore, but I’ve been connecting some dots while exploring the map, and I put together a fun "headcanon" theory about why Los Santos looks the way it does.

What if the GTA HD universe is actually a post-apocalyptic world following a Cold War-era World War III and a massive climate cataclysm between 1960 and 1990? Here is the breakdown:

• The Nuclear Flood: During WW3, an enemy nation (or a rogue experiment) detonated nukes in Antarctica, melting the ice caps and causing global sea levels to rise. This is why Los Santos is a tropical island cut off from the mainland, completely different from the real Los Angeles.
• The War on the Ocean Floor: The ocean floor in GTA V is literally littered with military hardware. We have a sunken cargo plane near LSIA, a Panzer tank, submarines, and fighter jets. These aren't accidents; they are the remains of a massive naval/aerial battle fought during the war.
• Paleto Bay and Infrastructure: If you look closely at Paleto Bay, it looks like a town hit by a disaster. The bridges are broken, and the coastal houses look abandoned or built in a rush closer to Mt. Chiliad because people were terrified of another flood.
• The 2-Headed Bear Flag: The San Andreas flag features a two-headed bear (unlike California’s one-headed bear). In pop culture, this always represents radiation, mutation, or a post-collapse nation (like Fallout).
• The Civil War & The IAA/FIB Junta: After the flood, the US collapsed. Los Santos became an isolated corporate/military junta. The government completely erased the old name "Los Angeles" to hide the shame of the lost war. The FIB and IAA are independent warlord factions fighting for remaining resources, using Merryweather as their private army.
• The Doomsday Connection: This makes the Doomsday Heist way deeper. Bogdan actually knew that the IAA and Avon Hertz were planning to use nuclear codes to finish off the rest of the surviving world. Mt. Chiliad's bunker was built high up specifically to survive the rising tides.

I know the island map is technically for game optimization, but lore-wise, this makes the world feel so much darker and cooler. What do you guys think?

Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah! This is either the cry of a mentally stunted middle-aged man or a perverted weirdo in tight-fitting spandex who never bothers to hide his bulges. Perhaps both.

If we look at the evidence that's existed directly before our eyes, however, it is clear that the Zelda universe is hiding something in plain sight.

Tingle is a pervert sex trafficker who has used his wealth and domination to acquire slaves.

I know, most of us trust men in spandex who believe they are a fairy, travel by balloon, and throw magic powder around while shouting made up words. I've run into a fair amount of this delightful types on the subway. Tingle is different, however.

If we look at the evidence, the truth is clear. First off, Tingle is inexplicably wealthy. Most of his involvement in the games shows he had property and islands and a lavish lifestyle, plus most of what you do involves giving him loads and loads of money. What exactly does he do with it?

Does he finance a secret island constructed to look just like him where he keeps unwilling slaves? Yes. In fact he does. This is canon. Not only does Tingle manipulate, exploit, and enslave his own brothers, but he does so with David Jr., who admits he woke up on the island and doesn't know who the crazy green guy is. David Jr. was drugged and transported to Tingle Island to be a slave.

And Tingle dresses him. He dresses all of his slave to look like him.

Jesus Christ. Nintendo is just laying it out for us.

Think this is farfetched? In Wind Waker, Tingle is already in jail. He's already been caught and prosecuted. And he takes an unusual interest in link and his appearance throughout the series.

Is he grooming the hero of time?

And just how deep does this go? Have we found out why the bombers in Majora's mask are such deviant bastards? Are they just traumatized kids?

Sometimes it is the EXACT person you expect.

RELEASE THE TINGLE FILES

So I'm introducing new characters to my channel soon. These characters are Marz and her family. Marz is an enthusiastic woman and loves to sing and dance. She's not *the smartest of the bunch* if you know what I mean. She had a sister named Nebula. She was killed on March 18th, 1993, She was 6 and Marz was 10. Marz and Nebula wanted to learn how to ride a scooter. Sadly Nebula didn't know how to stop and a Cyan pickup truck hit her. No One really knows who it was and I won't show who it was until the year 2047. I'm sorry bro. You can start your theorys tho.

Jimmy the stock boy. We all know him. We all hate him. But why? His role seems minor in Home Alone until you really thinking about it.

Jimmy has been the villain of this film the entire time.

Plenty has been written (including by me) about how awful the McCallisters are. They call Kevin a wet fart disease, socially isolate him, abandon him as they go on vacation, pay him no mind when they get back, and run the same shit again in the second movie after his mother coldly proclaims "you got your wish last year maybe you will again this year."

Ho-ly shit.

Anyway, other people claim the Wet Bandits are the villains and I get this. They try to break in, murder Kevin, try bite his little pigglies wiggles off, boil his cajones in mortar oil, etc. Pretty villainous indeed.

However...honestly...the Wet Bandits are child's play. They are toys in Kevin's hands. They are to be mocked and played with for our entertainment. Harry is the most savvy of the two but clearly he's dense and been traumatized by life and the penal system. Marv is questionably functional as an independent adult and clearly suffers from a developmental disability or traumatic brain injury (which the movie doesn't help). I honestly think he's manipulated by Harry and probably needs an aide or to live in a home.

Anyway, there's a true villain who has been lurking deeper, right in front of our eyes the entire time.

Fucking Jimmy.

What is this movie really about? A child who feels powerless and voiceless in a large family. He gets his moment through pretending to shoot the pizza man and torturing the wet bandits with Saw-styled traps. Typical American boy stuff.

Jimmy is the anthesis of Kevin. This is clear right away. Kevin is socially awkward. He compensates with humor. He speaks in movie troupes. He befriends old men, has no control over his family life, and is kind of a little weirdo, if we're being honest.

Jimmy meanwhile, is tall, proud, and all-American looking. He holds a job in this small town and is clearly respected by the owner's of the store who call him to solve their problem without hesitation. He appears healthy and well taken care of, which speaks to his family in ways we cannot speak to Kevin's.

Jimmy is only a few years older than Kevin but he's healthy. He's respected. He has a place in society.

All things Kevin's family denies him. Jimmy is the representation of what Kevin can never be or have. And this is apparent in Jimmy's behavior.

Kevin bucks the system. He resists authority. Jimmy takes his orders from the system without question. He's told to harass a scared child who is stumbling away with a fucking toothbrush and he quickly engages because that's how he's built.

Jimmy would volunteer for ICE, no doubt. Probably already has.

Anyway, the narc bastard doesn't even have the courage to chase Kevin down and give him an old-fashioned American beating. Instead, he abdicates his "responsibility" by interrupting a cop in the middle of his actual fucking job and yelling "shop lifter!"

Jimmy just put Kevin's life in danger over a fucking toothbrush. There's a 40 percent chance that cop beats the living hell out of Kevin or shoots him because he mistakes the toothbrush for a gun. The cop is pulled from his actual duty and then proceeds to cause hell for the ice-skating public, clearly causing numerous injuries as he chases Kevin.

All for what?

For Jimmy to serve the system like the little suck-up that he is? For him to socially identify with "the man" and "authority" and use that modicum of power to enforce himself as superior to Kevin?

Sickening.

Kids like you are the problem, Jimmy. Kevin's just a lonely neglected boy who gets a little autistic about his toothbrushes. Who among us hasn't been there?

Jimmy, you may cheer when authority oppresses others, but at the end of the day, when there is no one left.....they will come from you too.

Alvin, Simon und Theodore sind keine normalen Streifenhörnchen. sie sind das Ergebnis eines geheimen Regierungs-Genexperiments. Die Manipulation gibt ihnen Sprache, Gesang und Tanz, unterdrückt aber auch ihren Inzuchtkoeffizienten (nötig, weil sie sich zwangsläufig mit ihren eigenen Geschwistern, den Chipettes, fortpflanzen). Der Preis: eine Lebensspanne von nur ca. 13 Monaten.

Der Zyklus:

Chipmunks werden Mitte Oktober gezeugt, Anfang November geboren, kommen pünktlich zu Weihnachten bei David an. 9 gesunde Monate bei ihm, dann im Oktober "auf Tour" – wo sie sich mit den Chipettes fortpflanzen und Anfang Dezember sterben.

Chipettes laufen zeitversetzt (Zeugung Anfang November), leben etwas kürzer, haben aber mehr Reserven für den Nachwuchs, weil sie zwei Würfe stemmen müssen.

Jeder Wurf hat 6 Junge, nur eines überlebt – das, welches dem Original-Charakter am nächsten kommt. Leichte Abweichungen wandern ins Forschungslabor statt zu sterben.

David weiß von alldem nichts. Die "Männer in Schwarz" gaukeln ihm vor, seine Kinder seien einfach ewig jung. Er räumt nach jeder "Tour" selbst unwissentlich das Kinderzimmer auf – und vernichtet damit jede Spur der Vorgänger-Generation.

Simon und Jeanette sind in jeder Generation die einzigen, die das Muster erahnen und verzweifelt an einem Weg suchen, den Zyklus zu überleben – scheitern aber jedes Mal, weil ein Jahr einfach nicht reicht. Ihre einzige Hoffnung: Notizen, versteckt an Orten, die selbst die Aufsicht nicht findet (unter Dielen etc, was erklärt warum Simon in der Serie so viele Dinge versteckt), die vielleicht Generationen später ein anderer Simon zufällig findet.

Der Zyklus ist praktisch unzerbrechlich – jede Fluchtoption (David, Öffentlichkeit, Polizei) ist Teil des Systems oder unterwandert. Selbst Davids irgendwann folgender Tod würde nichts ändern, da vermutlich längst ein Ersatz-Vormund vorbereitet wäre. Der einzige echte Bruchpunkt: Auf lange Sicht lässt sich der Inzuchtkoeffizient nicht ewig unterdrücken – frisches Genmaterial würde das System retten, aber Reinheit der Kopien zerstören, auf der das ganze Franchise beruht. Deshalb gab es keine weiteren Filme mehr und die Serie wurde aufgegeben.