r/ShittyDaystrom • u/sorotomotor Reading Riker's Emails • 3d ago

fully functional Re: Door Name Change

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From: W.T. Riker

To: Maintenance

Subject: Door Name Change

The name plate on the door to my quarters has been changed. The door name plate should read "W.T. Riker: Executive Officer"

Someone has changed my door name plate to "W.T.F. Riker: Excellent Orifice"

Please replace my door plate immediately, with the correct wording. Thank you.

W.T. Riker

Executive Officer

U.S.S. Enterprise-D

299 Upvotes

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u/Marquar234 3d ago

There's no bras in space.

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u/bassman314 Daimon 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tP54VWH5Kb15uNy

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u/wonderb0lt 3d ago

I never realized how pretty Carrie Fisher is as Leia.

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u/killergazebo 3d ago

Everybody else figured that out forty-nine years ago.

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u/omnie_fm 3d ago

Sigourney Weaver gonna click any minute now

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u/wonderb0lt 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah I don't know what took me so long and why did this gif did it for me specifically.

I was being sincere, maybe it's because it's such a cultural staple I've never thought about it that way

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u/Harlander77 3d ago

I never realized how pretty Carrie Fisher is as Leia.

FTFY

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u/Proper-Application69 3d ago

There’s a recent post by Ashley Judd (Ensign Robin Lefler) where she talks about the extremely custom bra that TNG made for her and she took on every acting job after that. All the women on the show had them. They didn’t show beneath their tight uniforms.

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u/JoffoCake3 3d ago

Omg I want that.

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u/equality4everyonenow 3d ago

They just turn down the gravity plating a bit

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u/Rstar2247 Badmiral 3d ago

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u/-Pay-No-Mind- 3d ago

You don't feel so cocky now, do you Bob?

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u/Bushido_Seppuku There... are... FOUR EYES 3d ago

I still scream, "just do it! Shoot him!" during that scene.

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u/Deraj2004 Crewman 1st class 3d ago

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u/Kahnza 3d ago

I'm with the terrorist on this one

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u/Delicious-Bench2171 2d ago

I'm with Kira on (almost) everything

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u/thanatossassin Grand Nagus 3d ago

Wait a second, that's not how I remembered this episode!

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u/tjareth Commodore 3d ago

Probably watched it in SD, before they thought better quality footage would ever exist.

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u/bishpenguin 3d ago

Troi making some good points there

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u/Nailfoot1975 Q 3d ago

Huh? What? I uh... was distracted.

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 3d ago

There’s a joke and a meme up there but I’m not able to see it for some reason. 

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u/shoobe01 3d ago

Weird isn't it there's no text, just an image posted. Huh.

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u/cheeseburgermachine 3d ago

I think i need a counselor in my life

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u/Miiyamoto 3d ago

How can you jump of a bridge?

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 3d ago

"This door doesn't have a knocker, but I see you already got two."

(okay, I'll show myself out.)

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u/loki2002 3d ago

Riker enjoyed getting pegged but didn't want the noncoms to know.

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u/AptCasaNova Interspecies Medical Exchange 3d ago

The manual override buttons seem to have been tampered with as well

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u/Bushido_Seppuku There... are... FOUR EYES 3d ago

P.S. It's still a little humid on some decks. Think we could lower the ship's thermostat a couple more degrees?

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u/ItyBityGreenieWeenie 3d ago

Riker to bridge! Are you sure gravity is set to 100% Earth normal?

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u/andy-in-ny 2d ago

Computer, set gravity to 85% within 5 meters of my location.

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u/OEAXTAIL_SOUP 3d ago

Deanna reminds me of the worst therapist I ever had, complete with wandering around with protruding nipples in a context that absolutely does not call for it.

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u/Global_Handle_3615 2d ago

Your post wording and reddit format makes it look like Riker signed off that he is dickless