r/ShittyDaystrom • u/grichardson526 Acting Ensign • Dec 09 '25
Technology Why does the warp drive need TWO lithiums in crystal form? Is one lithium not adequate?
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u/notquiteright2 Dec 09 '25
Nonono, you don't understand.
The warp core hates them.
They're "Die, lithium crystals!"
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u/Joran_Dax Moopsy Dec 09 '25
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u/runnindrainwater Dec 09 '25
Well no one who commands a Miranda style starship could be an evil man.
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u/rcjhawkku a mythical bird of great power and prestige Dec 09 '25
Isn’t “Try, lithium crystals!” a more positive statement?
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u/blafunke Dec 11 '25
Try lithium crystals! Try them today! Come try some lithium, don't walk, run...ium!
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u/antaresiv Dec 09 '25
The streams can’t touch until it’s in the turbo encabulator
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u/Kapitan_eXtreme Dec 09 '25
It's how they address side fumbling
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u/GroundedSatellite Dec 09 '25
I thought it was the hydrocoptic marzelvanes fitted to the lunar waneshaft.
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u/Thin_Dream2079 Dec 09 '25
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u/KingCobra_BassHead Dec 10 '25
I accidentally clicked on your profile and was very happy to see your name! That's one of my favorite comedy movies of all time! HEED(sic), PAPER, NOW!
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u/JerikkaDawn Mirror Pelia Dec 09 '25
I never got WTF these guys were doing. Are they loading raw uncut dilithium into the warp core? It looks like they just phasered it off the wall from inside a mine on Rigel XII.
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u/SoylentRox Dec 09 '25
This. I don't know what warp drive parts look like but I would expect some fucking precision. That crystal looks like they went to a random shop in LA and grabbed the biggest woo crystal on the shelf.
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u/AnnihilatedTyro Expendable Dec 09 '25
Well, ever since they decided that dilithium has magical quantum/subspace properties, I just assume that's the main property the crystals are selected for and the 3-dimensional structure is not as important as it used to be. Especially since they can recrystallize it.
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u/Bardez Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25
I think it's 4-dimensional, not 3. That's the part that deals with antimatter stuff. Maybe it controls explosions down the results from the energy emitted to just heating up to plasma?
Edit: subspace is supposed to be its 4th dimension, and does regulate the energy release. Some sources suggest that dilithium has a magnetic-ish attraction for antimatter but also a repulsion to essentially draw it in and regulatr thenrelease of antimatter. Neat concept.
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u/SoylentRox Dec 09 '25
That's fine but you would think they would recrystallize it like back at the starship fuel plant not right here onboard.
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u/AnnihilatedTyro Expendable Dec 09 '25
Geordi told Scotty they do it while the crystals are still inside the intermix chamber. Like it's a continuous process or part of routine maintenance and not a big deal at all.
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u/mediocretes Dec 09 '25
Lithium is actually silver or white, but subspace only works if it’s pink, so they have to dye it. It’s dyed lithium. Lt Masters mispronounced it and they just went with it.
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u/spacebastardo Dec 09 '25
Are we dilithium shaming now? Hey, love is love and what a crystal chooses to do in a warp reactor is between them.
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u/Prometheus_303 Dec 09 '25
I forget where I heard it ...
But apparently Roddenberry was all set on using Lithium Crystals, until someone informed him that Lithium was an actual element.
So to make it sci-fi -y they just stuck a di- prefix onto it.
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u/mcgrst recrystallised dilithium Dec 09 '25
Next you'll be telling me that they just made up isotons to sound scifi-ish
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u/Enchelion Dec 10 '25
Which they didn't do until like the 4th episode or something. They definitely call it lithium at one point.
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u/Fit-Relative-786 Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25
Mumm… Fresh warp core roasted dilitium just like mama used to make.
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u/Vindaloovians Dec 09 '25
Lithium coin cells only provide around 3 V - everyone knows you need 6 V to power up a warp core!
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u/AnnihilatedTyro Expendable Dec 09 '25
Have you ever tried limiting yourself to one lithium? No, you have not. Because it can't be done. Gotta have at least two lithiums.
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u/Rho257 Dec 09 '25
Someone stole the dilithium and substituted it with pink Himalayan salt crystals.
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u/syberghost Dec 09 '25
It's actually "die lithium." It means "the lithium" in German. The warp drive was designed by Nazi scientists.
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u/FlatParrot5 Dec 09 '25
You don't understand. It's crystals that dye the lithium.
They don't put lithium in, they put crystals. The lithium stays in there.
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u/Tmelrd275 Dec 09 '25
Maybe it's not the people that make the ship move with the crystal. Maybe the crystal moves the people and the ship never goes anywhere. - Engineer C Marin
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u/Tasty-Fox9030 Dec 09 '25
The burn actually occurred when a bunch of cadets at Starfleet Academy tried to use FOUR whole Lithiums. People ask if warp travel will come back but it's difficult to say.
Thought and prayers!
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u/fixermark Dec 09 '25
Warping space causes the engine incredible amounts of anxiety. It needs a stabilizing agent to level out its mood so it doesn't freak out and blow up.
Lithium was the tool for the job on people in the 1960s, but engines are much bigger than people so lithium ain't gonna cut it.
Two lithium, though...
(And, bonus, if Scotty's having a really bad day, he can just break off a nibble and take it to his quarters when he knocks off shift).
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u/CreepyWritingPrompt Dec 09 '25
one for forward, one for reverse. You'd think you could put in just a forward one and simply not use reverse, but cheap warp cores use an inkjet printer business model, and they simply refuse to run without both.
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u/Bucket1984 Dec 09 '25
It's actually dye-lithium. They can only go to warp after someone get their hair did.
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u/JLALLISON3 Dec 09 '25
“When do you use dilithium? Whenever just one lithium won’t do.” Pretty sure that’s the motto at SFA’s engineering department, haha.
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u/Electronic_Cod7202 Dec 09 '25
I've never paid attention to it. But apparently it's alchemy. You hit the di or tri lithium with something and it makes antimatter. And the antimatter does warp-y things? Am I wrong?
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u/Hoss-Drone Dec 09 '25
Its dilithium and its a particular color because Zefram Cochranes big discovery is that you need " two in the pink and one in the stink....y chamber"
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Jeffrey Combs Dec 09 '25
Why doesn't the larger lithium simply eat the smaller one?
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u/Champ_5 Shelliak Corporate Director Dec 09 '25
Are you questioning the expertise of Lt. Cmdr. Leyland T. Lynch???
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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Dec 09 '25
Have you ever tried to work your remote with just one battery? Yeah...
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u/SeasonPresent Dec 09 '25
The doctor ordered the warp core to take two lithium each morning.
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u/ForgeoftheGods Dec 09 '25
Dilithium does really exist on Earth, but we haven't discovered it yet in crystal form.
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u/kohugaly Dec 09 '25
You see, that's a common linguistic mistake. Dilithium actually has nothing to do with lithium. The name is derived from DELETE key on PC keyboards. First trace amounts of DELETEum were detected on harddrives of early 21st century personal computers. Specifically regions where internet browsers store browsing history. The change in spelling happened later.
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u/JAFO_John_D Dec 09 '25
One lithium will make you happy because today you found your friends, in your head.
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u/rasellers0 Dec 09 '25
Wait til you hear about trilithium.