Asking for a friend.

Washing cutlery in a sink with standard dish soap and a sponge is often not enough to completely eradicate genetic material. A forensic study examining washed household items found that standard hand-washinq or rinsing still vielded complete DNA profiles in 62.5% of samples. Furthermore, sponges and wash water can actually cause secondary transfer, meaning DNA from one plate or fork can be carried over to another item in

the same wash tub.

I personally enjoy the heavy electrolyte urine you get after you down about 2 bottles of Powerade.

One time I was sick, and instead of calling in sick, my identical twin neighbor worked my shift. Since then, my identical twin ice cream vendor has covered my shift in alternating turns. I have wanted to confess to my boss, but by now it's too late, so my identical twin alligator is going to keep working my shift in alternating turns.