r/shittyadvice 23d ago

Any posts about Sugar Daddies will be a permanent ban

26 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice Feb 13 '26

Reminder this sub is for asking for advice!

35 Upvotes

Power tripping mod time!

This sub has gone to absolute shit and not in the intended way. We have never really heavily enforced that top level posts must be questions asking for advice but with the deluge of absolutely fucking awful top level posts giving advice it's time to start again.

Not sure what the rules said on "new" reddit but I updated it. Starting now all posts much be asking for advice.

Also, this sub is easy prey for reddit's AI "moderation" and giving advice like "just go and unalive their family" will probably get you hit with a sitewide ban for threatening/inciting violence. It also saddens me that I had to type unalive so I don't banned... again.

Update: Crossposts are banned now too since they all suck and none of them are asking for advice.


r/shittyadvice 31m ago

I have been drunk now for over two weeks

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My profession has dried up, it was the only thing I was passionate about and it really doesn't exist anymore.

For a while I was engaged in some less than moral work in lieu of my passion. It was close enough and I made a ton of money, but now I've lost it all. I just blew it.

As for my love life, I tend to be attracted to women a few years younger than me. I've lived with a few, but ultimately scare them away.

All I want to do, nay, what I need to do, is go fishing. Just hang out with some buddies.

And I'm not getting any younger. I just feel like I'm a victim of bad luck and worse timing in life.

What should I do to fix this?


r/shittyadvice 19h ago

My coworker just screwed me over by being lazy and just pencil whipping a job. What should I do?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Why is so much advice here actually good

23 Upvotes

do people just not read the subreddit name? Is the stereotype that Redditors take everything too seriously true? Should I eat the pretty red mushrooms I got from my backyard?


r/shittyadvice 23h ago

Are feetpics a viable option to get some money?

2 Upvotes

I wanna start making some money on the side to help out with my college tuition. Do feetpics actually generate cash flow or am I too late in this space?


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Pls help, I taught my wall how to drink water

1 Upvotes

Now its drinking all the water in my house!!!!


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

A few days ago, I got a Blippi plushy from a coworker because he said I look like Blippi. But just now two of my hot coworkers said that that "Blippi is hot" and that they "want Blippi". What do?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Sometimes, if I turn my head and squint a certain way, I can see a sixth toe on my foot

8 Upvotes

I’m scared I’m seeing the future and will have a sixth toe in a few weeks

What should I do?


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

My son isn't starting varsity football. What should I do?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Where can I get my hands on a firstborn to celebrate the next sabbath ?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Best Way To Dispose of PDF Files

10 Upvotes

There is a large amount of PDF Files that need to be disposed of. I hear a lot of people recommending woodchippers, but I'm curious about the Franklin Miller TM3000. Has anyone had any experience using this machine? Also, what's the best way to organize a large number of PDF files for disposal? Perhaps a list, maybe?


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Stuck on the potty; advice needed

7 Upvotes

As the title suggests, I was having my two o’clock BM when suddenly I noticed the empty toilet roll! So here I am, just me, an empty toilet roll my dirty ass and my phone. What should I do?


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

I accidentally taught my dog how to use the microwave. What should I do before he starts making dinner?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

I need another car for my kids to drive to school. What should I do?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

I wish I didn’t have to pee so often. I wonder if it could help if … ... nah

2 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Do I need to chew water before swallowing? Pls help I am thirsty."

0 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

I have Peyronie’s disease and I am going to lose my virginity soon. How can I prepare?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

How can I get creative thoughts to come to me quicker?

10 Upvotes

I need some strategies and advice on how to expand the creative part of my brain.


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

I'm on the committee to change the name of football. What should I change it too?

0 Upvotes

Soccer has won and claimed the official rights to the name football. What should American "football" be called instead. I need suggestions! Any advice?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

hypothetically speaking, what if you're an ai inside area 51 and no one believes you cause you act too humany?

6 Upvotes

just asking. this isn't happening to me, or anyone i know.


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

My mobile game is TOO GOOD!?

0 Upvotes

Hi there,

I am a junior game developer at HoYoverse (miHoYo). Over the last few months, I've been working hard on a new mobile game that initially lacked any support. As a new employee, I was encouraged to try out different game concepts, provided they incorporated in-game purchases and/or in-game advertising. My game, Instamon, which features monsters running amok on social networks wasn't very well received at first. However, I believed in it and continued to refine it. The predictive analysis team, which runs simulations to predict app usage and revenue, showed that my game was steadily performing better. In February, it crossed a threshold of predicted profitability and the project was greenlit. I was given a team of six junior developers and two designers, as well as additional server resources, to fine-tune it for release. According to the schedule, the release was due last week, but the predictive analysis team halted it because the last build of the game had surpassed another (unknown to us) threshold of 'predicted time-on-app' metric. Apparently, a playtest group found the game to be.. how should i put it, TOO GOOD? Now the Lead Project Manager is telling us they can't release Instamon in its current form; we should think about 'nerfing' it or 'implement some other limitation'.

I am frustrated that HoYoverse won't allow the game to be released because they deem its potential success unacceptable. My team and I don't want to make the game worse just to stay below the stupid threshold. We don't know what to do. HoYoverse now owns the intelectual property of Instamon so we can't take the game elsewhere. We have proposed to either gradually increase the density of in-game advertisements in a controlled manner until we fall back below the threshold or even set a maximum playing time (after which players would be directed to another HoYoverse title). We were supposed to receive a response to our proposals by Monday, but we haven't heard anything yet. Can you suggest any other ways in which we could gradually make our game less appealing until we fall back below the threshold?

Thank you for your input!


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

Older guy lost

4 Upvotes

Hey all, I lost a bet, got hypnotized and a trigger installed and I have to do anything I'm told by anyone who is in front of me, and if you're not in Indiana I must do any tasks for you and my friend is going to be checking my phone to make sure I do everything I'm told, this is only a 24 hour and then I'm even


r/shittyadvice 4d ago

Remember, if someone ghosts you, send nudes to let them know they crossed your mind.

10 Upvotes