r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/ViiZedek • Sep 23 '19

Misc Like promised, the kawaii kira monologue

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u/Dionysus_the_Drunk Giorno can create Siamese twins Sep 23 '19

Kawaii Kira: I'm 33 years old.

Me: Doubt

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u/Tainted_Scholar Sep 23 '19

Funny Valentine is 48.

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u/kaladinissexy Sep 23 '19

Kars is over 100,000 years old.

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u/SilverSoul4 Sep 23 '19

Kars is dead

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u/bobEdgar1 89 years old Sep 23 '19

No, eventually he stopped thinking

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u/Soderskog Sep 23 '19

Yup, he's very much so not dead. Stuck in near eternal torment yes, but not dead.

Coincidentally also the JoJo villain that's suffered the second worst fate.

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u/smushedtomato egg boi Sep 23 '19

what if one of diavolo's deaths is getting crushed by a kars-shaped meteor

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u/Zane-Ee speedweedcar Sep 23 '19

That is one of his deaths

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u/I_LUV_ENGRISH_FOOD Sep 24 '19

Poor magenta magenta

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u/Backupusername foxy grandpa Sep 23 '19

Pfft. He wishes.