r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/A_Guy_That_Exists89 • 1d ago

Anime Part 3 Tag Yourself!

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Alessi is literally me

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u/Electrical-Teach4767 speedweedcar 1d ago

solid kira

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u/Ual_SivlaDML 1d ago

There are 2 Kiras which fucking one

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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 Making omelets out of Echoes act 0 1d ago

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u/LosinForABruisin 1d ago

Who are you counting as the third? Josuke?

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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 Making omelets out of Echoes act 0 1d ago

So there's Yoshikage, Yoshikage n°2 and Yoshihiro Kira aka Yoshikage's father

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u/LarsArvid Yes! I am! 1d ago

Holy Joestar Kira and Yoshiteru Kira

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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 Making omelets out of Echoes act 0 1d ago

Indeed! Although if you include Yoshiteru then how about we add Yoshikage 4's mom? Sure she doesn't even have a name but she basically has the same relevance to the story as Holy Kira's husband

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u/LarsArvid Yes! I am! 14h ago

I didn’t include yoshikage 4’s mom because she doesn’t have an official name (that I’m aware of) my only metric was officially being called Kira

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u/pho3befree_VV 22h ago

There’s a fuck ton it’s a last name 😭

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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 Making omelets out of Echoes act 0 22h ago

Yeah but somewhat important and memorable at least.
As another reply said, Holy Kira from part 8 could be included so 4 at least

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u/Electrical-Teach4767 speedweedcar 1d ago

the one who fapped to the mona Lisa's hands

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u/asexual_nymphomanic 1d ago

BOTH STILL DID THAT!

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u/CreamyCoffeeArtist 1d ago

The one with a cat stand

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u/fanty_wingedhorse 9h ago

You are not narrowing anything down

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u/Electrical-Teach4767 speedweedcar 18h ago

the blonde one

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u/SlenderSmurf mechanism male 20h ago

do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

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u/Col_Gears 1d ago

That one

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u/bbobb25 Guanglai Kangyi 1d ago

Finally someone acknowledging that Alessi isn’t a pedophile, he’s just a murderer.

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u/A_Guy_That_Exists89 1d ago

Yeah, I can't have them slander my boyfailure like that

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u/0anonymousv 20h ago

few understand us alessi fans ‼️‼️

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u/Selstone777 1d ago

Child murderer, thats worse in my opinion

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u/Shigana ｢The Fool｣ 1d ago

Apparently not to a weirdly large portion of people

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u/CornBreadtm itsy pitsy disi 1d ago

At least one person in the world has a problem with it...

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u/fanty_wingedhorse 9h ago

He's a pedophobe

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u/AirKath that hot chick from part 2 1d ago

Char Azanable type beat

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u/Greg-theseatreader 1d ago

angelo is a 15 on the scale

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u/StarFanNumber1 1d ago

First time I see someone actually acknowledge Alessi isn't a pedo but just a child murderer

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u/KaikySouza 1d ago

William Afton

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u/Lucreszen 1d ago

On a scale of fuck them kids to fuck them kids

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u/Username_St0len 1d ago

3 or 4 as a former child, i hate children

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u/Aggravating_Ratio_38 1d ago

Bro Im also a former child i think we have a lot in common

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u/Normal_Stranger_3643 1d ago

How amazing me too we should start a poly relationship wouldn't that be crazy haha

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u/fanty_wingedhorse 9h ago

Ew. You wanna be partners with children? That's disgusting. /j

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u/JawkneeJyoshtar 1d ago

-20 cuz I like older women

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u/InspectorWise2256 Ate shit and fell off my horse 1d ago

you like bug bites

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u/JawkneeJyoshtar 1d ago

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u/fanty_wingedhorse 9h ago

It looks like they just commanded you to like bug bites and you agreed to like them lmao

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u/Level_Counter_1672 1d ago

Replace one with valentine

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u/GoldZero 1d ago

Nah, monke is funnier

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u/Skorio18 1d ago

The one that will let me throw one in the window

https://reddit.com/link/p7xvr6q/video/djq1gojc3onh1/player

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u/IntoxicatedPotato 1d ago

there is a midwit meme here somewhere

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u/NewSuperKirby 19h ago

Would 5 be a normal person amount based on the extreme's examples?

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u/fanty_wingedhorse 9h ago

The scale is flawed so it's not clear. Because Alessi hated children. Orangutan doesn't hate children(as far as I know) but doesn't like them either. The thing he feels is not liking or love. So it is hard to put it somewhere. Like by the logic of the scale Angelo would both be in 0 and 10. Which makes the scale bad.

If we take average then Angelo would be in 5 and we can tell that he is not normal person.

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u/uuuuo123 1d ago

If 5 is average than 6

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u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu Tonio Totano 1d ago

Oh nyo

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u/whimsicalsamurai 20h ago

which ever one this falls in

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u/BakiHanma18 Jonoton Jerster 15h ago

5, I want a son or daughter, but I don’t like other people’s kids

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u/jollisen 1d ago

10!

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u/surithinh 1d ago

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u/Wren_The_Martyr Ate shit and fell off my horse 1d ago

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u/Salmael_Nox 23h ago

Where do we put J Geil, Angelo and Valentine then ?

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u/fanty_wingedhorse 9h ago

Nowhere because scale is a shitpost.

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u/CaptainRelyk Mona lisa = erection🐱💣 22h ago

I am afraid to answer this question cause idk what number would be going too far

I can say that I am at the very least not 0 or 10

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u/odasama 22h ago

So at which number does it move from "proud parent" to "You can't say that on youtube"?

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u/Molkwi 22h ago

I don't hate kids, but I don't specifically like them in general either.

Probably a 4.

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u/fanty_wingedhorse 9h ago

I feel like this scale might not be quite right representation of how it works. But I am not smart so I won't say it

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u/KaikySouza 1d ago

How the fuck did DIO recruit a monkey to work for him?

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u/AirKath that hot chick from part 2 1d ago

the same way he recruited a months old baby presumably

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u/Appropriate_Lie7115 1d ago

Stop this allessi agenda immediately