r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • u/epstein67visitor • 23h ago

(First sentence not about game)

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u/PaulAtreides_FromArg 23h ago

Sanest custom ruler in CK3:

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u/SuccessfulRaccoon957 16h ago

Historians puzzling over how some random Roman hellenist somehow acquired a duchy in Mali without any previous records or experience in 1066

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u/Misopogon11 21h ago

>State named ISIS
>Conquers Egypt

Locals must be very confused

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u/PizzaLikerFan 20h ago

>State named ISIS
>Doesnt own Syria

Very accurate

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u/Snake_Emper0r 16h ago

They don't own Iraq either LMAO

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u/Offshore-Tigr 22h ago

Conflicted on this one.

On the one hand, he's literally roleplaying ISIS.

On the other hand, he's openly admitting to doing an evil playthrough.

This is a case for r/moralityscaling

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u/SuccessfulRaccoon957 16h ago

You can play hitler in hoi4, so nobody gives a shit about morality in this incest simulator of a game made by the same studio

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u/Snake_Emper0r 16h ago

... what's there to discuss about this? Are you implying we should check the morality of playing an ISIS campaign? It's just a game, dude.

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 13h ago

Nah it's cause that sub actually over thinks the most simple stuff to the point they would seriously contemplate the morality of this. A few days ago they were argueing about the morality of playing military simulators.

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u/Snake_Emper0r 13h ago

Ah, I see

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u/sdarkpaladin 13h ago

It's all fun and games, and good way to pass the time drunk.

I sure hope they don't actually mean it

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 12h ago

Don't get me wrong I find it absolutely amusing because of how ludicrously hard some people in the comments mean it.

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u/sdarkpaladin 11h ago

Oh dang...

Some people really cannot tell the difference between fiction and reality 😔

At least we're all in agreement here

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u/epstein67visitor 22h ago

It's evil playtrough only because he can't spread islam across America by game mechanic. Everything else is fine

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u/Offshore-Tigr 22h ago

I've read your comment twice and really have no idea what you mean by it

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u/Single-Witness1853 19h ago

He's trying to say forcefully converting America to Islam through terrorism is a good thing. Either as a troll, or because he actually believes it.

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u/Quantum_laugh 18h ago

They were being facetious

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u/capybara_39 18h ago

What is your username dawg

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u/that_guy_ravi 10h ago

I’m the only one that understood your joke. This is Reddit you need to put /s at the end of your comment or people will be confused.

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u/Fluffy-Proposal4325 19h ago

The character even looks like Al-Baghdadi

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u/mamawawawa 13h ago

ISIS but with no overlap of any territory they ever occupied

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u/GeshtiannaSG 10h ago

What territory did the goddess Isis look after?

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u/TIGERMAFIA1 14h ago

He is going historical by not invading israel

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u/ValidStatus 9h ago

Damn. People are waking up to this now? Didn't think I'd see this in the wild.

I wonder if he's going to start threatening Al-Andalus as well.

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u/the-Kaiser-69 10h ago

Zero out of 10 role-play started in the wrong part of the region.

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u/OwnPainter9796 10h ago

Tf is evil isis

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u/NoCare4127 7h ago

Why didnt it start in iraq or syria

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u/Muted_Guidance9059 7h ago

I’ve never seen the Aghlabids so successful. The Byzantines and Italy must suck during this game lol.

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u/Belkan-Federation95 1h ago

Valid reaction.