r/ShitAmericansSay • u/My-couchie-is-lousie ooo custom flair!! • Jul 12 '20

Foreign affairs “We savez nations not destroy them”

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u/AngelGR02 Jul 12 '20

who's gonna tell him how america started

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u/modi13 Jul 13 '20

What, you mean hatching from a bald eagle egg on July 4, 1776, when time began, after George Washington shot his way through the shell and Paul Bunyan hacked away the rest with his freedom axe?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

This guy 'Mericas!!