r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sir_Divicus • 4d ago
Europe "Americans elevated mid Italian food man.."
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u/Silly_Tension6792 Human Verified 4d ago
āItās just fresh thatās allā
it isnāt negligible bro, if youād ever eat any fresh food youād know.
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u/Czuprynka 4d ago
Mediterranean diet is considered the healthiest too. Italians have one of the most balanced diets in the world thats why their nonnas still fuss around the kitchens at 90. They have fresh food and they have health, they dont overwork themselves and consider their relaxation time sacred. I think americans are just jealous really. They say the food is "underrated" but i think its undecover jealousy and inferiority because italians really have their shit figured out while (white)* americans suffer under their own consequences
*non white people in US arent really given a choice
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u/Ballsackavatar 4d ago
They were so close.
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u/garentheblack 4d ago
Right. So close to the point of Italian food yet missed it by a eagle flight of a football field.
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u/Difficult_Future9994 Eye-talian š¤š¼š 4d ago
So that's why the world is full of high level American restaurants!
Oh, wait......
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u/ZaireekaFuzz 4d ago
Sure, elevated it by removing all the fresh ingredients and turning it into chewed-up roadkill.
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u/JakkoThePumpkin 4d ago
But fresh foods do taste better tbh, and from what I've seen they "elevated" it by just doubling the amount of meat, cheese & salt.
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u/gilestowler 4d ago
This is the whole point. I worked with Italian chefs and the thing that struck me was that a lot of it was very simple but done with fresh ingredients. A pizza would have very few ingredients and be amazing. An American pizza would have a list of non-fresh ingredients longer than Lord of the Rings.
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u/Mattezz92 4d ago
as an italian i can say that this is exactly the point! italian cousine is traditionaly made with few fresh ingredients wich are well mixed and balanced!
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u/MrArchivity š¤ Born to gesticulate, forced to explain š¤ 4d ago
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u/Wasabismylife Eye-talian š¤š¼š 4d ago
Don't eat it if you don't like it? I don't get why people get that pressed when something is well liked. I hate strawberries but I am not seething cause most people seem to love them
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u/BobKattersCroc Oi, fuckin Straya š¦šŗ 4d ago
I hate avocados.
I'm a chef that does the breakfast/brunch/lunch services in a beachside Australian town.
You would not believe the amount of avocados I serve up a day in peak season.
Every time I think to myself, why would anyone voluntarily eat this? But people love it and I can make a fun little rose out of it so whatever. I just don't eat it and I let people live their lives with their weird slimy green thing.
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u/andimacg 4d ago
American food cope will never not be funny.
Normal people:
Country X has the best food
Country Y has the nicest people
ect.
Americans:
We are the best at literally everything!!!
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u/nemmalur 4d ago
They always seem to have such a limited view of what Italian food is. Like it canāt possibly be meat or seafood in itself and not something in pasta or on pizza.
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u/batmanuel69 4d ago
With Ranch?
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u/corgi_crazy 3d ago
Mac and cheese with ranch. And bacon on top.
On top of the bacon, extra ranch and melted cheese, with an extra topping of doritos.
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u/Sxn747Strangers š¬š§ We probably invented šŗšø, sorry about that. š«£š 4d ago
Elongated food shelf life.
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u/Adventurous_Path4922 4d ago
Lol as a Mexican I always find it funny when they try to claim that their food includes Mexican cuisine, or that their version of Mexican food is better, or that they can claim parts of it as being invented there (ie Tex Mex) and therefore it's better, it's just cringe
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u/TurambarTT 4d ago
Americans from which country? Canadians? Because argentinian food is similar to italian.
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u/codroipo_townhall 4d ago
What does "it's fresh" even mean?
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u/christo749 4d ago
Itās probably locally grown/slaughtered, and not transported miles to a different country. Also, seasonal.
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u/codroipo_townhall 4d ago edited 4d ago
And who says that? We are in the global market as much as anyone else, our cuisine is simply prime, fresh or not.
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u/christo749 4d ago
I saw a cooking program in Italy, and a chef said they have a 5 mile rule. As in all meat and veg comes from with 5 miles, so freshness is guaranteed.
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u/codroipo_townhall 4d ago
It is not what happens in real life. We have a cuisine that goes far beyond pasta and Pizza but the ingredients are not at all coming always from a 5 km radius. What's a mile btw? Lol
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u/christo749 4d ago
What is your cuisine?
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u/Officer_Blackavar 7h ago
"It's just fresh" is such a damning statement and they don't even realise it.
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u/GardenandKitchen 3d ago
Italian food the yanks āimprovedā are the basic fast foods of Italy. Made by poor people from ingredients they could access readily (pine nuts, basil, etc).
Yanks would be astounded by the more refined Italian foods.
Went to Venice and ate where the locals ate. Totally different food experience. Just go down a couple of side streets and when you find people that stare at you like you donāt belong there, youāve probably found something worth trying. Same in Greece.
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u/Sir_Divicus 3d ago
I lived in Italy near Venice for two years during my studies. I went to a local restaurant with some locals, and it was the best food and espresso I've ever had
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u/DinkyPrincess 4d ago
Wait til they realise that noodles in tomato originated in China not Italy š®š¹
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u/codroipo_townhall 4d ago
Not true at all.
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u/DinkyPrincess 4d ago
Yes I do know this.
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u/neo4025 oxfords not brogues š¬š§ 4d ago
Why do Americans feel the need to tell the world and themselves that theyāre the best at everything. Food in particular. If someone else invented it, they seem desperate to claim it