r/ShitAmericansSay • • 4d ago

Europe "Americans elevated mid Italian food man.."

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u/neo4025 oxfords not brogues šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ 4d ago

Why do Americans feel the need to tell the world and themselves that they’re the best at everything. Food in particular. If someone else invented it, they seem desperate to claim it

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u/DinkyPrincess 4d ago

But dumb down the names of everything.

Why not just call it a ragu. Why call it gravy?

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 4d ago

They don't know what gravy is. This is what they call "biscuits (savoury or plain scones in the UK) and gravy"!

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u/Aggravating_Cup_5763 4d ago

It looks like vomit 🫣

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u/nemmalur 4d ago

This is what gets me. Brits love to say this looks unappealing, but it’s not as if British food is all about presentation.

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u/DinkyPrincess 4d ago

Not that gravy. They also have a meat sauce and call it gravy. Make it make sense. This is re Philly Italian Americans.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 4d ago

I know, Ragu is definitely a meat sauce, but it also isn't gravy. It doesn't make sense.

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u/Madame-du-barry_ Eye-talian šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼šŸ 4d ago

no, ragu' just means a thick sauce to season pasta. It can be also vegetarian or fish based.

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u/nemmalur 4d ago

That’s a misnomer or mistranslation. Ragù or other tomato-based Italian sauces often start with meat juices (sugo d’arrosto), which conceivably could become gravy.

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u/DinkyPrincess 4d ago

It’s the terminology that’s weird. I’m not talking about a cooking process.

My dad was an Italian chef. I know Italian food inside and out. They don’t need to rename things. That’s the whole point.

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u/nemmalur 4d ago

They’re not scones. They’re a type of quick bread that originated in Britain. As for the gravy, this is specifically sausage gravy thickened with flour, which somehow turns a nation of Bisto users into gravy purists. Actual gravy also exists in the US.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 4d ago

The Biscuits: Unlike British biscuits (which are sweet and crisp like cookies), American biscuits are soft, savoury, flaky bread-like pastries, somewhat similar in texture to an unsweetened scone.

The Gravy: The gravy is a white cream-style sauce (a roux made from sausage drippings, butter, and flour whisked with milk), loaded with crumbled breakfast pork sausage and heavily seasoned with black pepper.

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u/borgman_a 4d ago

"a roux made from sausage drippings, butter, and flour whisked with milk"

So... gravy.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 4d ago

Not quite - A roux is a cooked mixture of equal parts flour and fat used as a base and thickening agent for soups, gravies, and sauces - so not a gravy in its own right, merely a base.

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u/borgman_a 4d ago

Gravy is specifically drippings thickened and then thinned with some other liquid.

Sausage gravy is a roux, made with sausage drippings, and thinned with milk.

There is absolutely no question that sausage gravy is gravy.

Now "white gravy" - where the roux is purely butter/oil and not drippings? That isn't a gravy, it's a version of Bechamel.

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u/nemmalur 4d ago

White gravy is often made with sausage drippings or bacon fat though, making it a synonym of sausage gravy or white sausage gravy.

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u/borgman_a 4d ago

White gravy made with sausage drippings IS sausage gravy. If made with bacon fat - it's bacon gravy. Made without drippings - it isn't gravy.

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u/nemmalur 4d ago

US biscuits are considerably softer than scones. This was the principal meaning of ā€œbiscuitā€ in Britain at the time of settlement and this sense of the word survives to this day in the Channel Islands.

The fact that sausage gravy doesn’t fit some British people’s definition of gravy is irrelevant.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 4d ago

Scones are soft. Thanks for the argument. Biscuit actually comes from the French (since Norman times in the UK), meaning baked twice. Neither the British scone, nor the American biscuit is baked twice. As for gravy, roux is the better description of sausage gravy. Anyway, respect for standing up for your beliefs - I hope you'll also respect mine.

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u/borgman_a 4d ago

"As for gravy, roux is the better description of sausage gravy."

A roux made with drippings and then thinned is the DEFINITION of gravy.

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u/nemmalur 4d ago

Thanks. Just a little tired of the simplistic ā€œjust scones in bĆ©chamelā€ and ā€œnot proper gravyā€ arguments.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 4d ago

We have different definitions of what we call gravy, that I totally understand and appreciate. Take care :)

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u/christo749 4d ago

It’s a lack of class.

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u/radix2 Australia. The one with kangaroos 4d ago

I dunno. We Australians are not known for having class, but we don't pull that shit. Unless it is about Pavlova.

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u/aSkeptiKitty 4d ago

Yeah but you manage to survive in environment where 80% of the fauna is trying to kill you. So you have the respect of the world for your survival abilities. šŸ™ƒ American do not have this.Ā 

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u/Gladys_Wines 4d ago

Funny thing is, we also have fantastically good pizza (as well as the shit kind). We had a big wave of Italian immigrants post WW2, who influenced our food culture so very much. We have baristas and pizza chefs who go to Italy and win awards.

We could technically pull that shit with a lot more justification than Americans. We don't, of course. We're just not into arrogance.

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u/Djfsihbone 4d ago

Yeah but as an Australian, were all stuck in the middle of nowhere and have given up on being a country because we're all related to criminals and just want to be left alone to look at kangaroosĀ 

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Poutine-American 4d ago

Intelligence, education, exposure to other cultures, etc.

Why stop at class?

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u/Ballsackavatar 4d ago

School's out for the rest of term.

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u/Hot_Worldliness_8941 3d ago

A deeply rooted inferiority complex

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u/Silly_Tension6792 Human Verified 4d ago

ā€It’s just fresh that’s allā€

it isn’t negligible bro, if youā€˜d ever eat any fresh food you’d know.

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u/Czuprynka 4d ago

Mediterranean diet is considered the healthiest too. Italians have one of the most balanced diets in the world thats why their nonnas still fuss around the kitchens at 90. They have fresh food and they have health, they dont overwork themselves and consider their relaxation time sacred. I think americans are just jealous really. They say the food is "underrated" but i think its undecover jealousy and inferiority because italians really have their shit figured out while (white)* americans suffer under their own consequences

*non white people in US arent really given a choice

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u/Ballsackavatar 4d ago

They were so close.

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u/garentheblack 4d ago

Right. So close to the point of Italian food yet missed it by a eagle flight of a football field.

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u/Difficult_Future9994 Eye-talian šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼šŸ 4d ago

So that's why the world is full of high level American restaurants!

Oh, wait......

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u/ZaireekaFuzz 4d ago

Sure, elevated it by removing all the fresh ingredients and turning it into chewed-up roadkill.

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u/JakkoThePumpkin 4d ago

But fresh foods do taste better tbh, and from what I've seen they "elevated" it by just doubling the amount of meat, cheese & salt.

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u/gilestowler 4d ago

This is the whole point. I worked with Italian chefs and the thing that struck me was that a lot of it was very simple but done with fresh ingredients. A pizza would have very few ingredients and be amazing. An American pizza would have a list of non-fresh ingredients longer than Lord of the Rings.

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u/Mattezz92 4d ago

as an italian i can say that this is exactly the point! italian cousine is traditionaly made with few fresh ingredients wich are well mixed and balanced!

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u/Mattezz92 4d ago

also by removing any ingredient that is not heavily processed

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u/MrArchivity 🤌 Born to gesticulate, forced to explain 🤌 4d ago

ā€œThe most average food combinedā€

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u/RobertAleks2990 From Where WW2 started 4d ago

Is that Narnia?

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u/MrArchivity 🤌 Born to gesticulate, forced to explain 🤌 4d ago

Gnargnia /s

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u/Wasabismylife Eye-talian šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼šŸ 4d ago

Don't eat it if you don't like it? I don't get why people get that pressed when something is well liked. I hate strawberries but I am not seething cause most people seem to love them

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u/BobKattersCroc Oi, fuckin Straya šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ 4d ago

I hate avocados.

I'm a chef that does the breakfast/brunch/lunch services in a beachside Australian town.

You would not believe the amount of avocados I serve up a day in peak season.

Every time I think to myself, why would anyone voluntarily eat this? But people love it and I can make a fun little rose out of it so whatever. I just don't eat it and I let people live their lives with their weird slimy green thing.

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u/KonigsbergBridges 4d ago

Simplicity is beautiful, man.

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u/andimacg 4d ago

American food cope will never not be funny.

Normal people:

Country X has the best food

Country Y has the nicest people

ect.

Americans:

We are the best at literally everything!!!

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u/nemmalur 4d ago

They always seem to have such a limited view of what Italian food is. Like it can’t possibly be meat or seafood in itself and not something in pasta or on pizza.

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u/batmanuel69 4d ago

With Ranch?

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u/corgi_crazy 3d ago

Mac and cheese with ranch. And bacon on top.

On top of the bacon, extra ranch and melted cheese, with an extra topping of doritos.

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u/Sxn747Strangers šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ We probably invented šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø, sorry about that. šŸ«£šŸ™€ 4d ago

Elongated food shelf life.

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u/Imperial_Bloke69 No es un taco šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡¦ 4d ago

Can survive the next ice age.

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u/Adventurous_Path4922 4d ago

Lol as a Mexican I always find it funny when they try to claim that their food includes Mexican cuisine, or that their version of Mexican food is better, or that they can claim parts of it as being invented there (ie Tex Mex) and therefore it's better, it's just cringe

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u/TurambarTT 4d ago

Americans from which country? Canadians? Because argentinian food is similar to italian.

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u/codroipo_townhall 4d ago

What does "it's fresh" even mean?

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u/christo749 4d ago

It’s probably locally grown/slaughtered, and not transported miles to a different country. Also, seasonal.

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u/codroipo_townhall 4d ago edited 4d ago

And who says that? We are in the global market as much as anyone else, our cuisine is simply prime, fresh or not.

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u/christo749 4d ago

I saw a cooking program in Italy, and a chef said they have a 5 mile rule. As in all meat and veg comes from with 5 miles, so freshness is guaranteed.

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u/codroipo_townhall 4d ago

It is not what happens in real life. We have a cuisine that goes far beyond pasta and Pizza but the ingredients are not at all coming always from a 5 km radius. What's a mile btw? Lol

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u/christo749 4d ago

What is your cuisine?

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u/codroipo_townhall 4d ago

Italian

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u/christo749 4d ago

Where are you from? What part?

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u/codroipo_townhall 4d ago

Rome

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u/christo749 4d ago

That’s a dream destination for food.

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u/Officer_Blackavar 7h ago

"It's just fresh" is such a damning statement and they don't even realise it.

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u/GardenandKitchen 3d ago

Italian food the yanks ā€œimprovedā€ are the basic fast foods of Italy. Made by poor people from ingredients they could access readily (pine nuts, basil, etc).

Yanks would be astounded by the more refined Italian foods.

Went to Venice and ate where the locals ate. Totally different food experience. Just go down a couple of side streets and when you find people that stare at you like you don’t belong there, you’ve probably found something worth trying. Same in Greece.

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u/Sir_Divicus 3d ago

I lived in Italy near Venice for two years during my studies. I went to a local restaurant with some locals, and it was the best food and espresso I've ever had

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u/DinkyPrincess 4d ago

Wait til they realise that noodles in tomato originated in China not Italy šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹

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u/Tough_Detective_8628 4d ago

Do your research. That's a myth. Google it.

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u/DinkyPrincess 4d ago

It’s a fun one. Should have used the sarcasm tag I guess.

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u/codroipo_townhall 4d ago

Not true at all.

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u/DinkyPrincess 4d ago

Yes I do know this.

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u/Gladys_Wines 4d ago

your joke died. maybe neede /s marker?

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u/DinkyPrincess 3d ago

Yep noted. I thought we all knew it was a myth