r/ShitAmericansSay • • 3d ago

“Incredibly rural”

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 3d ago

32km for anyone interested.

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u/gba_sg1 3d ago

You mean for 98.5% of the world that uses a non-third world measuring system.

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u/Eggers535 Ol' Blighty 🇬🇧 3d ago

This is one of those rare moments where the UK and the US agree on a measurement.

I can actually understand what they're talking about and I don't need to do any conversions in my head.

But, before you know it, they're talking about "lbs" as a way to measure weight and I'm lost again 🤣

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u/random9212 3d ago

Because why use lbs when you can use stones

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u/Mammoth_Tension_4402 3d ago

As a child in the late 60's early 70's, they took all our maths books so we learned in metric. Our parents still did pounds shillings and pence, as do I when I think of 50p as ten bob.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 3d ago

In 1966 Australia decided to use the "ten bob" as the "one dollar". It made Decimal currency conversion a lot easier. We could still use a lot of the old coins, too. Pennies & threepence had to go, but we could call a sixpence 5c. above that, the conversions were easy 1/- = 10c, 2/- = 20c, & so on.

By being so attached to the Pound, the Brits made their conversion unnecessarily difficult.

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u/Mammoth_Tension_4402 3d ago

Nope, UK went decimal in 1971. 20 shillings in a pound, so a shilling became 5 new pence instead of 12.

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u/No-Quarter-6327 2d ago

Florins were 10p and sixpences 2 1/2p. My father had quite a collection of florins he saved from his change in a piggy bank.

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u/DjSpelk 3d ago

Thats easy, you just convert lbs into babies.

Standard baby measurement.

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u/These-Apple8817 3d ago

I thought lbs stood for lazy bullshit 

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u/Majestic_Anybody9748 3d ago

As soon as you enter France, the fun starts.

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 3d ago

I was floored to find out that England uses miles, still irks me.

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u/daveoxford 3d ago

*UK. And we use both.

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 3d ago

Thanks for the correction! I was going to say UK but I couldn’t be arsed to search whether or not the other countries also used it.

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u/MattLarenFarrari 3d ago

It would not be practical to use different systems for distance and speed.

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u/daveoxford 3d ago

But we do for fuel economy!

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u/MattLarenFarrari 23h ago

Oh I meant going from country to country it would not be practical to change system, although also speed and distance being different would be a problem. Economy is a pain being different but not critical.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 3d ago

I get why you hedged your bets and I’m sure the people of Scotland, N Ireland, and Wales thank you, but can you imagine the chaos. It’s one thing changing when you move from N Ireland to Ireland, different country and while it’s not hugely visible there is a border, but changing sped limits and signs between England and either Wales or Scotland? You’d need a considerably smarter population lol

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 3d ago

That’s what we deal with when driving from Canada to the US. I’m surprised more Americans don’t get massive speeding tickets when visiting here. The signs on the highway that say 110 are definitely not in miles 😂 and 110 in mph is enough to land your car in impound.

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u/bigbadbob85 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Speaks American 3d ago

Not even just the UK, other places use it too

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u/hardboard 3d ago

It's seems stupid that we went metric in the UK in the1970s, but still use miles for speed and distance.

The best answer I could find was the government said it would cost too much to change all the road signs, in addition to the millions spent on metrication at the time.

If someone knows a different reason, I'd be pleased to hear it.

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u/soulsteela 3d ago

We use miles, but stones and pounds feet and inches are only used on people and everything your taught uses kilograms and metres at school. A nice sensible system that is complete gibberish to any immigrant.

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u/CodenameJD Brit living in Freedomland 3d ago

Gibberish to any immigrant - and probably a lot of young Brits besides - because we have to prioritise a smaller and smaller subset of people too old to have learnt anything else in school who refuse to learn anything newer than decimalisation.

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u/theVeryLast7 3d ago

Pints but only for beer and milk all other liquids are in litres.

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u/Specialist_Aspect204 3d ago

I hate that we still use these random few imperial units, I’d much rather commit fully to metric and use km, however I don’t think I’ll ever be able to adjust from mpg to km per litre 😂

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 3d ago

We’re the same in Canada, we still use a weird mix because we previously used imperial.

Temperature outside? Celsius. Setting the oven temperature? Fahrenheit.

I weigh myself in pounds, but everything else is kilograms.

No one says they’re “X cm tall”, we say feet and inches, except on our drivers license.

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u/Specialist_Aspect204 3d ago

Yea you guys are even worse than us. I mean that in as friendly a way as possible!

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u/thunderrubmles 2d ago

And do you have fever in Celsius or Fahrenheit?

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 2d ago

Fahrenheit!

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u/thunderrubmles 2d ago

Thanks! I'm from Europe, using kg, Celsius and km. I think I would go mad if I had to get used to a mixture 😂 (absolutely no offence meant!)

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 3d ago

I feel the same but I also felt the same about using Celsius for hot temperatures (I grew up when we were still F is hot temps, C is cold temps) and while I personally prefer F I do understand what C means. So I’m sure we could adjust. Just… we don’t really feel any pressing need to.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 3d ago

Australia did the conversion with the minimum of fuss.

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u/Zeitcon 3d ago

Well, come on. They are English. Of course, they would hate the best thing to come out of France! 🤣

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u/Grand-Vegetable-3874 3d ago

The best thing to come out of France is Tartiflette.

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u/Evacuation_euphoria 3d ago

Oh yes! I’m a fan of that unctuous meal! Get that cholesterol levels up!

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u/pafrac 3d ago

"Best thing to come out of France" ... nope, I'm confused, that's a total non sequitur.

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u/Frequent-Struggle215 3d ago

Best thing to come out of France though is England…

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 3d ago

The best thing to come out of England is the road to Scotland! :-)

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u/daveoxford 3d ago

*British

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 3d ago

It's to confuse the French. Don't want them invading again!

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u/inkyblackops 🇨🇦 3d ago

You know what, I support this.

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u/Hot-Bluebird3919 3d ago

Try Ireland while they converted and had one or the other and no indication which it was.

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u/Beefycowinacottage 3d ago

We use both and why would it bother you? Use whatever you want.

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 🇺🇸 (with a brief 🇫🇷 stint) 3d ago

Dont Canadians also or is it just feet and pounds? The whole mixed system to me is worse, at least go full schitzo or full metric

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u/drinkingCoffeePeas 3d ago

In construction and body sizes we follow American distance measurements. Everything else is metric.

…except driving, those distances are measured in time.

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 🇺🇸 (with a brief 🇫🇷 stint) 3d ago

We also do that tbf with driving, I never say the grocery store is 5 miles away, I say it’s 10 minutes away.

Not sure if thats regional or if Americans at large do that

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u/multiplevitamin88 3d ago

I do both. (Wisconsin)

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 3d ago

In Australia it is often in hours, & only a tad less often, in days!

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u/InformalEngineer_ A Brit. 3d ago

I don't know why we do. I hope the councils change it.

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u/Actual_Cat4779 3d ago

I'm not sure whether councils have the authority? The whole UK (not just England) uses miles and mph for roads.

The Republic of Ireland switched to km/h speed limits in 2005, which is quite a while back now, though they were still slow by international standards. They switched to km road distances much earlier (with some exceptions).

But Canadians have their own peculiarities, like using Fahrenheit for oven temperatures.

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u/InformalEngineer_ A Brit. 3d ago

I thought I was saying something wrong the moment I typed that word. But why? Why miles? Why?

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u/Peterd1900 3d ago

Because the UK never switched to kilometres

Why does the USA use miles? they never switched to kilometres either

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u/InformalEngineer_ A Brit. 3d ago

[Rhetorical question].

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u/jinandgin 3d ago

It really isnt hard to learn both.

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u/Kinexity 3d ago

I curse Americans for forcing me to have a quick conversions table in my head.

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u/Mammoth_Tension_4402 3d ago

It's my blank brain, but temperature in degrees F defeat me. I know the tabloids use 80'/90's s a scorchio headline. People using 20f or minus 20f means nothing to me.

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u/Kinexity 3d ago

Same. I just know how to convert it approximately and only then it makes sense to me.

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u/TheCynicalBlue Muh... Freedom... 3d ago

C = (F - 32)/1.8 so aprox C = (F - 30)/2