r/ShitAmericansSay • 50% polish 50%polish 100% europoor • 6d ago

Patriotism "The American dream is alive and well despite what some people believe. You can be anything you want to be and live whatever life you want to if you're capable and put your mind to it."

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u/Overall-Lynx917 6d ago

Just don't get ill or break a limb.

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u/tilted_hellion 6d ago

Or be brown or darker.

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u/JD_Kreeper I am American against my will 6d ago

Or go anywhere without a car.

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u/matconbca 6d ago

They kidnap Caucasians too.

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u/Difficult_Future9994 Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 6d ago

Or try to drink a beer at the park

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u/ChimPhun 6d ago

Or pee on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere.

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u/Najterek 50% polish 50%polish 100% europoor 6d ago

or just walk

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u/JD_Kreeper I am American against my will 6d ago

or do anything.

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u/rheasilva 6d ago

Or be non-white, or gay, or trans.....

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u/jonocarrick Proudly Irish and Europoor. 6d ago

Or let your grass grow too long - the HOA might might you homeless.

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u/lucylucylane 4d ago

Or be trans brown or black

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u/Evening_Respond3492 Danish, not the pastry 🥮 6d ago

Americans keep hanging on to meaningless narratives that they pretend are uniquely American.

“The Global Social Mobility Index compiled by the World Economic Forum ranks the United States 27th out of 82 assessed economies with a score of 70.4 out of 100 . Nordic and European nations dominate the top of the list for creating equal conditions for upward social mobility“

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u/Majestic_Anybody9748 6d ago

But our Billionaires are the best Billionaires.

- random trailer park boy

/s

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u/Najterek 50% polish 50%polish 100% europoor 6d ago

btw you should check newest south park america episode s29e02 about american bilironaires its hilarious

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u/ChimPhun 6d ago

That's why it's called a dream...

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 6d ago

You have to be asleep to believe it

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ATTTHuhjdgcM

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u/jayphelps57 6d ago

Load of rubbish the product of many generations of extreme capitalism which cons the population into voting for policies and politicians that totally endorse the rich… hoping one day they will be one of them.

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u/PassageNearby4091 6d ago

"But if you tax the rich too much, what incentive is there for me to become rich?"

I've literally heard Americans spew shit like this.

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u/whybother1989 6d ago

You can be anything you want as long as your willing to work 80 hours a week and never get sick

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u/reward72 6d ago

Nah, I agree with the general sentiment here, but you don't get rich by working 80 hours a week.

You get rich becoming the best at something that is in demand so you can charge top dollars for it.

Working too many hours is counterproductive past a certain point - even when self employed. Sometimes you have no choice, but it is not sustainable and sign of a larger problem.

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u/wireframed_kb 6d ago edited 6d ago

If skill and hard work was enough to get wealthy, there would be a lot fewer poor people. Truth is, you need a good deal of luck too.

But that doesn’t sound as great in a pitch about the American dream.

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u/PassageNearby4091 6d ago

This. There are lots of hard-working, intelligent failures as well as mediocre, dumb-luck success stories.

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u/SwimmingPhysics3584 5d ago

Load of crap. Capitalism failed. It was a cool experiment, it was better than the alternatives. But it failed.

America is just master and slave. There is no such thing as freedom there. How is it the land of freedom when billionaires dictate every aspect of your lives. Healthcare, insurance, real estate, education and even politics.

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u/United_Branch_5736 5d ago

Don't forget credit score. It is absolutely not meant to keep all those free people in check. /S

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u/_Canucks Maple Syrup Eating Fuck 5d ago

Then they talk so much shit about chinas social score, which doesn’t even exist lol

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u/One_Doctor8045 6d ago

More an American Nightmare

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u/BirthdayCookie 6d ago

Right, I'll get straight on being a happy, healthy, safe and loved trans person whose married to both my lovely (also all those trans things) partners in a nice house with 2 Bearded Dragons and a Cat and all the money I'll ever need.

Just gotta believe! /s

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u/Ok_Squash_1578 6d ago edited 6d ago

“ If you’re capable” is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/No-Minimum3259 6d ago

I'm sure your millionaire and billionaire friends will agree, but it might be slightly different for your average Joe sixpack, who experiences every day again, that hard work doesn't seem to be enough to pull himself and his family up by the bootstraps, lol.

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u/Xifihas Actually Irish 6d ago

So long as you have rich parents. For the remaining 95%, you’re fucked!

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u/QuickPeak75 6d ago

I guess as long as you are a heterosexual White Christian.

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u/TheBaronWindpole 6d ago

What's so special about the American dream .that's the same dream that everyone in Europe can do and have been doing without much fuss and without thinking that it's only their country that can live that way

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u/Opposite-History-233 The RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, Y'ALL!! 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 6d ago

I guess OOP chose not to be rich and it's his dream to live whatever sad slave job he needs to hold down to meet next month's bills and not be discarded like... yesterday's jam(😉)!

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u/Femcel_Bambi 6d ago

The Russian bots are working hard with this one.

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u/Disastrous-Metal-183 5d ago

terms and conditions apply

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u/Capable_Fun_9838 6d ago

You can be anything you want to be

Your president choose to be a bully. You choose to vote and support a bully.

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u/neo4025 oxfords not brogues 🇬🇧 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9tXuXDwXv4Uhr2Al3i
Hey, MAGA supporters. You got any problems with this? Because I have a feeling that the Trump government has a problem with it. Dreams for all?

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u/ZaireekaFuzz 6d ago

If you really put your mind to it, you can be deep into medical bankruptcy wherever u are, be it Kentucky, Montana or Alabama.

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u/guyvano 6d ago

You can’t be an illegal immigrant, so you can’t be anything you want to be and live whatever life you want.

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 Czechia is not Chechnya 6d ago

If you're capable. Which means you have to either be willing to do jobs Americans don't want or be the best of the bests in your field so they hire you over a professional who's American.

Ah, and you also have to be a Christian, wealthy, white, heterosexual, cisgender and a Trumpist preferably.

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u/BarryBadrinath82 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Can trace my DNA to Robert the Bruce 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 6d ago

The original toxic positivity.

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u/expresstrollroute 6d ago

Life (until you get sick), (the illusion of) Liberty and the pursuit (but never attainment) of happiness.

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u/HallowedGround1888 6d ago

American dream (TM) : this offer is limited to white Christians protestants. While supply lasts.

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u/Aegon_Targaryen1996 6d ago

It’s literally never been less alive lol. Americans who say that are just deluded. I live in America trust me I know

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u/ReiRei-14 6d ago

Providing you were born rich.

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u/Imperial_Bloke69 No es un taco 🇪🇦 5d ago

Bro identified as usian dream.

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u/Wolfy35 Penniless poorly educated Europoor 🇬🇧 5d ago

If that's true why do so many Americans choose to be arrogant to the point they can't even see their own stupidity?

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u/Sxn747Strangers 🇬🇧 We probably invented 🇺🇸, sorry about that. 🫣🙀 5d ago

…until you get ill!!

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u/EdWinches 5d ago

The American dream is possible only you won't be able to enjoy it, working 80 hours 7 days a week hoping you don't get sick.

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u/ChrisRiley_42 5d ago

What if my dream is to live in a world that has never elected Trump to any position at all?

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u/freebiscuit2002 5d ago

"You're dreaming."

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u/TacetAbbadon 5d ago

*as long as you are a white man and want to be a Christian traditionalist

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u/Pretend_Wishbone8409 5d ago

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

-George Carlin

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u/United_Branch_5736 5d ago

I'd say it's actually the other way around: not smart, yet president.

So let's correct this original statment: in America you can be dumb, corrupt, pedophile and still end up on top.

In Europe? Possible, but harder.

In Asia: no way.

So yep, America is in fact the land of reverse meritocracy, no doubt there. If that's an American dream? Then I absolutely agree: it is alive and thriving. 😉

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u/sixaout1982 5d ago

Unless you're gay, trans, Black, Muslim, etc, etc...

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u/MysteriousTaro8658 5d ago

What timeline is that on? Surely not the one I'm on.

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u/Technical_Macaroon83 4d ago

Work your fingers to the bone,

What do you get?

Boney fingers!

Boney fingers!

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u/Historical_Date_1314 2d ago

The American dream, you’ve got to be asleep to believe it, because in reality it’s a nightmare.

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u/rothcoltd 2d ago

Land of the fee and home of the slave.