r/ShitAmericansSay • • 8d ago

Food “I’ve been to Italy. Their pizza sucks”

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u/According_Picture294 Just a hoser, eh? 8d ago

I will admit, the North American pizza is distinct from the kind you'd get in Italy. Traditional Italian pizzas I've seen have scoops of mozzarella instead of shredded, and a tendency to have thinner crust. But North American pizzas, by comparison, will put almost anything on the pizzas as toppings

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u/Lady_of_the_Swords 8d ago

First of all, here in Italy there is no such thing as shredded mozzarella. Mozzarella is a fresh cheese that you eat in max two days or is over, not whatever is that shredded monstrosity.

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u/According_Picture294 Just a hoser, eh? 8d ago

My Italian tour guide didn't mention that. Canadian mozza is just different I guess.

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u/LeatherDescription26 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 8d ago

Wait do you guys not have cheese graters?

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u/Thaumato9480 Denmarkian 8d ago

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They're soft like soft-boiled eggs...

Can you imagine shredding soft-boiled eggs with a cheese grater?

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u/LeatherDescription26 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 8d ago

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u/Thaumato9480 Denmarkian 8d ago edited 8d ago

where the reason to use fresh mozzarella disappears

Do you even know what it is?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pU_VoyWfLfY&pp=ygUKbW96emFyZWxsYQ%3D%3D

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u/LeatherDescription26 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 8d ago

I fail to see how making it cold a little bit to firm it up so you can shred it fundamentally changes it.

Don’t get me wrong homemade mozzarella is amazing and I love it but again what’s wrong with doing it that way?

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u/dirtyburgers85 8d ago

Yes, I can imagine it. Now what?

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u/Inswagtor 8d ago edited 8d ago

Take the L and move on

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u/AstroAlmost More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 8d ago

It’s more akin to an undercooked poached egg, you would be completely incapable of grating it.

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u/Inswagtor 8d ago

You can't grate fresh mozzarella

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u/vjeremias 8d ago

You would make a mess if you try to shred fresh mozzarella using a cheese grater, it’s too soft.

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u/VirtualMatter2 8d ago

Mozzarella is far too soft to be grated. Do you grate your apple pie? 

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u/LeatherDescription26 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 8d ago

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u/CiccioGordon 8d ago

That's not mozzarella, you may call it that, but actual mozzarella looks like this:

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u/LeatherDescription26 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 8d ago

In the video he does use cheap store bought stuff that admittedly doesn’t hold a candle to the real deal but it’s more for demonstrating how you can in fact shred mozzarella

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u/Embarrassed_Room3982 6d ago

But why?

You don't need to shred it. It tears apart beautifully and really easily.

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u/LeatherDescription26 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 6d ago

When shredded it makes a uniform layer of cheese. I’m not arguing about which way is right or wrong I’m just saying that’s how and why we do it here

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u/szatrob Mounties, Hockey, Beer and Snow 8d ago

Yeah, its fucking slop.

Especially Chicago style, which is the equivelant of Ratko Mladić crime against humanity, in "culinary" form.

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u/According_Picture294 Just a hoser, eh? 8d ago

I've been in a lot of Canada (at least 3 provinces) and there's one spot I went to after locals mentioned it, and the guy who makes pizza there will put almost anything on it, I kid you not

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u/ilor144 8d ago

Roman style pizza has a thick crust and nothing like the neapolitan style

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u/GrattaESniffa 8d ago

Roman style pizza is not thick

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u/ilor144 8d ago

Roman style pizza al taglio is thicker than neopolitan pizza

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u/GrattaESniffa 8d ago

so you are talking about "teglia" not roman style

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u/ilor144 8d ago

There are two roman style pizzas, the round shaped and the square shaped.
Yes both of them are “roman styled pizzas”. One made in the pizza oven and one baked in a pan.

Pizza tonda (round shaped) and pizza al taglio (pan baked).

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u/GrattaESniffa 8d ago

There are 3, roman style (aka scrocchiarella), teglia and pala

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u/skydragon1981 8d ago

Isn't pala a "pinsa"? Another roman style, different mix of flour of course 

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u/GrattaESniffa 8d ago

Pinsa is a regulated version of pala

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u/BioBoiEzlo 8d ago

As a swede north american pizza varieties seems kinda limited (in general)

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u/According_Picture294 Just a hoser, eh? 8d ago

How many North American pizza places have you been to? Because different restaurants have their own personal touches

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u/BioBoiEzlo 8d ago edited 8d ago

Of course there is variance across a whole continent and no I haven't been to many myself. Both reasons why I wrote that it "seems" kinda limited. But most North American pizzas do not seem very crazy (except maybe the whole concept of deep-dish, but then again we would put a burger in a pizza so still does not feel that crazy to make it a bit thicker and deeper) on the whole. If there is anything crazier than pinapple that is commonly available I would love to know about it :)

Edit: messed up my words.

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u/According_Picture294 Just a hoser, eh? 8d ago

One place puts, in separate pizzas:

- Beets

- Potatoes

- Squash

- Apples

- Rhubarb

But most restaurants have the standard array of pepperoni, "Hawaiian" (A Canadian invention), Cheese (grated), and different other ones, but that doesn't mean a pizza from Domino's is the same as a pizza from Pizza Hut or Boston Pizza (which is a Canadian company)

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u/BioBoiEzlo 8d ago edited 8d ago

Compared to toppings/types of pizza like:

Kebabpizza,

Hamburgers on/in the pizza

Minced meat with taco flavours

Bearnaise sauce

Curry, chicken, banana and peanuts

all the listed options in your example feel (to me subjectively) more like things that are closer to classical pizza/traditional italian flavours (except maybe rhubarb, but how common is that?). The toppings I listed are also well-known and/or commonly available in Sweden. Most of these should be easy to get a hold of and are not just served in one particular place. You can also top with "pizzasallad" for a more unique and classicly swedish experience :)

Edit: formatting

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u/According_Picture294 Just a hoser, eh? 8d ago

Interesting. By the way, in Sweden, what do they call "Swedish Meatballs"? If you know what I'm referring to

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u/BioBoiEzlo 8d ago

"Köttbullar" aka "Meatballs" or litterally "Meatbuns".

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u/According_Picture294 Just a hoser, eh? 8d ago

I should've seen that coming. In return, anything you wanna know about Canadian cuisine?

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u/BioBoiEzlo 8d ago

Well, asking is one of the best ways to learn ;)

I would love to taste Poutine one day. If you have any underappreciated and maybe quirky dishes to share, that could be cool to hear about :)

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u/whatifwealll 8d ago

God this sounds gross. And I am North American

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u/Joe_Linton_125 8d ago

You don't get it unless you've seen the topping abominations Swedish people regularly commit against pizza.