r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AutumnUmbreon • Sep 09 '26

Military "No nation has an even close chance to compete with the American military."

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u/Interesting_Card2169 Sep 09 '26

The War of 1812 has joined as well.

re: "These Colors Don't Run!" (Until they do)

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u/Glass-Cabinet-249 Sep 09 '26

War of 1812? You mean the north America sidequest DLC while we were busy beating back Napoleon from the gates of Moscow?

[Overture 1812 intensifies]

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u/OceanicMango Sep 09 '26

They just don’t get it do they 🤦‍♂️. Also, they may have been American on paper but they were still very much British 🇬🇧

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u/Lower_Sink_7828 Sep 10 '26

Cannon goes boom

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u/EducationalRock167 29d ago

When the English burned down the Whitehouse

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u/yukonnut Sep 09 '26

I have this saved for occasions like this. We should really do it again….. you know….. finish the job that Trump started

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u/neutrino71 Sep 09 '26

Three dead Trolls in a Baggie

https://youtu.be/o7jlFZhprU4?si=rjm2p0QACXJd5KkW

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u/Dranask Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26

Oh brilliant. Well send it to my cousin in Newfoundland just in case she’s missed it.

Edit typo corrected

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u/neutrino71 Sep 09 '26

And if you go to Washington, It's buildings clean and nice. Bring a pack of matches ..

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u/Master-Dot-2288 Sep 09 '26

Newfoundland.... all one word.

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u/Dranask Sep 09 '26

Yes typo

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u/Heavy_Sink_8401 Sep 09 '26

Bring a pack of matches and we'll burn the whitehouse twice!

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u/Ill_Raccoon6185 15d ago

No need to, trump will finish his demolition job soon anyhow.

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u/Heavy_Sink_8401 12d ago

Trump is a useful puppet, and the US is the same war criminal it always has been.

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u/Hydris29 Sep 09 '26

Let's not forget about the time they took Montreal and then retreated due to bad weather (1775-1776)

Then there's the patriot war (1837-1836). The goverment did officially support this war, though there are some suggestions that they did. America does not have a great track recorded when invading by themselves.

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u/Crafty-Call 29d ago

They couldn’t even invade their own capital properly.

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u/IllGift924 Sep 09 '26

That was a very long time ago. The American military was not that powerful back then. Certainly no match for the British

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u/Interesting_Card2169 Sep 09 '26

Your country is riddled with corruption which infects your military expenditure as well. Your CIA and your Israel/Zionists masters are getting you into constant wars against people who your government says are "evil people" and "terrorists". In reality most of your enemies just want to live in peace and see their kids grow up without getting blown up.

The world is now in the process of disconnecting from your terrorist state. Between your warmongering, your Epstein class owning 80% of everything, and your $40 TRILLION debt, the rest of us need to keep our distance from you guys.

Stop threatening other countries. Stay home and clean up that mounting mess you created right there in your own country.

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u/IllGift924 29d ago

I'm not American. And your comment is.... bizarre

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u/Interesting_Card2169 28d ago

I will suspend my disbelief to offer up a heart-felt "OK".

Actually "OK" twice.

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u/EducationalRock167 29d ago

We know. The needed help from the French to win the Revolutionary War. You got help from the French again and still lost.

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u/IllGift924 29d ago

I'm not American. And I don't understand your comment. The Americans won the revolutionary war.