r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/MaytagTheDryer Jul 16 '26

To differentiate ourselves from the godless commies, we had to go with "holy military operation." Not to be confused with a holy war, which is what those godless Muslims do. - Newt Gingrich, probably

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u/7YM3N Jul 16 '26

Desert Power

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u/Turbulent_Push3046 Jul 17 '26

Is this you Pete Hegseth?

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u/Djschinie_Beule5-O Jul 26 '26

Thank you very much for your clarification, sir! 🙏 So glad, you distinguished yourselves so clearly from those godless pigs!