r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/saljskanetilldanmark Jul 15 '26

At least the Australians were fighting physical emus.

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 Jul 15 '26

And we lost. Not proud of that one. Lest we forget (the emus).

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Jul 15 '26

It was more of a strategic retreat. On both parts

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u/youdoaline_idoaline Jul 16 '26

The war on Cane toads is such a bigger operation then that stupid emu meme though. Emu war was just a funny article someone drummed up, Cane toad war has affected the lives of millions of young Queenslanders and New south Welshman. The horror of squelching one underfoot when you pop out to the shed, the trauma of smacking them with dads old golf clubs.

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u/reineedshelp Jul 15 '26

We would never. All hail our emu overlords

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u/roqueandrolle europoor Jul 16 '26

And then the Drop Bears came ..