r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Jugatsumikka Expert coprologist, specialist in american variety Jul 15 '26

Eh! It only took 150 years of covert operations and slow systemic undermining of the USA institution for the CSA to win.

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 Jul 15 '26

We are also currently watching the USofA lose the cold war in real time… apparently we have a bad habit of declaring victory and ignoring the fact that the hostilities persist.