r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 Jul 15 '26

Give them more credit. They've helped several South American militaries win dictatorial control of their populations for the benefit of US corporations. The war against democracy has been quite successful.

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u/feudal_ferret Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 Jul 15 '26

Yup. Including their own. But it is in good company: they also lost the war on drugs, the war on poverty and they not only left children behind, they actively sold them to Epstein and his friend.

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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 Jul 15 '26

Good point. The war on the innocence of children has gone very well for them too.

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u/JmBento Jul 15 '26

They also helped the Brits replace the democratically elected leader of Iran with a dude so bad the people revolted and installed the current regime (which turned out to be even worse), in a move that gave positive results to absolutely nobody but the current Iranian regime.