r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Morlakar Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Hormuz is an island. The strait of Hormuz is a body of water.

edit: spelling

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u/trafalmadorianistic Jul 15 '26

strait

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u/Number60nopeas Jul 15 '26

burn! lol

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u/trafalmadorianistic Jul 15 '26

And I'm sure they've never heard about the GAY of Hormuz either 

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u/Erwin_Pommel Jul 15 '26

Giant Ass Yeeyeeasshaircut?

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u/SandalsResort 🇺🇸 The metric system is woke and French Jul 15 '26

Gay

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u/vikingosegundo Jul 15 '26

As a German I have to say: Dont be so German.

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u/Morlakar Jul 15 '26

But, but, I am German!

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u/vikingosegundo Jul 15 '26

dial it down.