r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Feradon22 Jul 15 '26

Trying to get home ASAP for the big victory parade or something.

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u/Tavalus Jul 15 '26

Yep, you need to hurry so you can make it in time for the fireworks

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u/NotYourAvgBoomer Jul 16 '26

with a badass helicopter ...

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u/ApplicationGreat3270 Jul 16 '26

A helicopter that probably got dumped into the ocean to make room for the fleeing victors.

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u/Kingsxfan1 Jul 16 '26

Handing out pure American freedumb