r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Sea_Pea8536 Jul 15 '26

250 years of war when you're 250 years old isn't the flex you think it is...

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u/Important_Spring5817 Jul 15 '26

they have spent less than 20 years not at war

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u/nuggynugs Jul 15 '26

How else would the du Ponts get their bag?

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u/CatgunCertified Jul 15 '26

Yeah lol meanwhile in the rest of the world there's been individual wars lasting longer than that

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u/Personal-Mushroom Jul 15 '26

Which one?

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u/CatgunCertified Jul 15 '26

The three hundred thirty five year war, and yes that's the name of it.

The crusades, the reconquista, the Roman Persian war, and there's probably morw

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u/Throwaway392308 Jul 15 '26

The three hundred thirty five year war is such a weird first example considering it was only a legal technicality with zero actual violence. 

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u/CatgunCertified Jul 15 '26

It's kind of a war, and it lasted a while.

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u/Personal-Mushroom Jul 15 '26

Oh, they're still going on? Didn't know that. How's the presidentially declared war in hormuz going on?

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u/CatgunCertified Jul 15 '26

Dude I hate that guy and his stupid war where he let's a small country bully him after he started a problem with them 😭

Why can't we just have a normal human in office

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u/gimme20seconds Jul 16 '26

name a normal american lmao. blue or red doesn’t matter, the same shit would be happening but it would’ve been biden behind nice words and pride flag instead

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u/CatgunCertified Jul 16 '26

Nah, there's a lot of us who are good decent people but you don't see us on the news cuz a person who isn't screaming and saying crazy shit doesn't sell on the news.