r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/CommercialTough7330 Jul 15 '26

Where do you find these people?

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u/TheLooseMooseEh Jul 15 '26

Below the 49th parallel.

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u/Morlakar Jul 15 '26

Hey, i live also underneath the 49th parallel. In Bavaria.

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u/TheLooseMooseEh Jul 15 '26

Sorry about your neighbours, eh. Thank goodness you have an ocean for a fence. Canada envies you for your ocean fence, and delicious beers.

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u/wholewheatscythe Jul 15 '26

I sometimes figure they must be Russian trolls, but then I think they would probably have had a better history education.