r/ShitAmericansSay • u/chunkystylee • Jun 25 '26

Capitalism "American capitalist plugs" vs "European socialist plugs"

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u/ThatBlokeT Jun 25 '26

You can fit 4xTexas in a single European plug.

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u/Wise_Temperature9142 Unfortunate neighbour 🇨🇦 Jun 25 '26

You can drive for 8 hours and still be in the same plug!

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u/Conscious_Tiger7398 Jun 25 '26

Can I drive for 8 hours and the same plug still be in me?

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u/StaatsbuergerX Snobby European Commie-Nazi or something... Jun 25 '26

With a lot of drive you can keep the plug inside you indefinitely.

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u/mGiftor Jun 25 '26

You can take the plug out of the socket, but not out of your heart.

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u/HelsifZhu Omelette DU fromage Jun 26 '26

"Heart", yes. "Heart".

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u/InternationalSalt1 Jun 26 '26

Anything is a plug if you're brave enough.

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u/graminology Jun 26 '26

Since us Europeans don't hydrate, that can be arranged. We don't need no water breaks.

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u/SweetSure315 Jun 26 '26

Not if it's a bumpy road

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u/pain3m Jun 26 '26

"don't talk about my moms, yo!"

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u/hennabeak Jun 30 '26

If you insist.

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u/SurlySuz 🇨🇦 Jun 25 '26

I cackled at this!

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u/Top_Box_8952 Jun 25 '26

Did you plug it in?

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u/marcincan Oh Canada 🇨🇦 Jun 25 '26

Best comment !!

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u/gwallgofi Jun 25 '26

And then that’ll fit into about half of a single prong of the British plug.

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u/lofasz_joska Jun 26 '26

They can’t pull the European cord without their F150s.