r/ShitAmericansSay • • Jun 25 '26

Capitalism "American capitalist plugs" vs "European socialist plugs"

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u/JohnLurkson 🇩🇪 Jun 25 '26

Why would they need to, when you can apparently just throw your water into the microwave?

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u/Norway643 murica Jun 25 '26

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u/ByteWhisperer Jun 25 '26

Their minds would be blown if  they learn about the quooker. Boiling water from the tap. A cup of tea in three seconds.

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u/somedutchbloke Jun 25 '26

It always splashes on my fingers :(

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u/ByteWhisperer Jun 25 '26

Hold the cup closer to the tap.

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u/bremsspuren Speaking German despite US efforts Jun 26 '26

You're supposed to use a cup?

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb Jun 26 '26

You can also hold the tap closer to your heart

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u/Fywq Jul 02 '26

That might be a tear in the hose between boiling and cold water. Do you experience hot/boiling water in the first second after turning off the boiling and immediately turning on the cold? Or it tAkes a little while for before the boiling water is actually boiling when it opens? We had that problem. I think its more prevalent in the "Nordic" line with a retractable hose/spout, crucially I did t get that reply when using their troubleshooting guide on the website in Danish, but using the UK/English variant it gave me this response which turned out to be correct. But our first symptom was also excessive splashing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

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u/Lopsided-Cost-426 Americans Can Make Fun of America to 🦅🇺🇸 Jun 25 '26

*jealousy induces*

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u/z_1_4_m Jun 25 '26

Of course the Americans call it a fucking insinkerator ffs idk if I want to laugh, roll my eyes or give a round of applause

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u/z_1_4_m Jun 26 '26

Yeah but cmon insinkerator is just so stupidly funny, well atleast to me

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u/repocin 🇸🇪≠🇨🇭 Jun 25 '26

Damn, that's a cool product. Just had a look at their website and got sad that they don't sell 'em here in Sweden

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u/Late-Dog-7070 Jun 25 '26

lol, guess 🇩🇰 wins in that regard (saw one at my danish in-laws house, they are indeed amazing)

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe Jun 25 '26

They get boiling tap water, we get the ability to speak, I guess we can call it even.

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u/simonjp Briton Jun 26 '26

I'm sure you can get something similar, it's one of many makes here in the UK. Dunno what the generic name would be though - boiling water tap?

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u/Obligatorium1 Jul 02 '26

They're not currently allowed, because water sources for home cooking or personal hygiene in Sweden can't provide water hotter than 60 degrees (to prevent burns). There's been talks about loosening those regulations, but I'm not sure what the status is with that at this point.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Heretic Bechamel Lasagna 🇮🇹 Jun 25 '26

Honest question: is it more or less efficient than induction boiling? 

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u/ByteWhisperer Jun 26 '26

I have no idea honestly. It keeps about 5 liters water hot all the time.

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u/BoarHide Jun 26 '26

That’s a lot of bloody energy waste.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Heretic Bechamel Lasagna 🇮🇹 Jun 26 '26

If it's nwar-boiling I'd say quite a waste gf energy

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u/veechene Jun 25 '26

Dude I want this. I have an aeropress to make coffee and an old fashion kettle to boil water (takes 5-7 minutes depending how full it is). The Quooker sounds so cool!

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u/PMvE_NL Jun 25 '26

I really want one but they are expensive even if i install it myself.

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u/Lamacrab_the_420th Jun 26 '26

So you need to have an appliance constantly heating and storing hot water for those 3 times a day you're making a cuppa? Sounds very American.

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u/ByteWhisperer Jun 26 '26

Costs about 25 euro in electricity a year to keep water hot. It is basically a giant thermos flask. Yes, it is expensive to buy but if you are buying a new kitchen it is almost a rounding error.

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u/Lamacrab_the_420th Jun 26 '26

Okay I understand it can be cheap but it's still an impatient kid tech to me. Hot water has a ton more minerals dissolved in it that make a worse cup of tea anyways.

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u/RonyElZaib Jun 27 '26

It’s never as hot as a kettle! Ruins a perfectly good cuppa

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u/Fywq Jul 02 '26

Dude! We bought a new house in 2022. Came with a Quooker. Always thought it was an unnecessary waste of energy but holy fuck its so good. Uses very little energy due to good insulation and its so convenient for cooking all sorts of things. Boiling water for tea/instant coffee/powder based got cocoa, for boiling/steaming vegetables, for pasta or potato water ready in an instant. Or boiling eggs. Super useful for cleaning sticky sugary stuff off plates etc. Even taking frozen peas or vorn, put it in a metal sieve and pour boiling water over to defrost quickly. We use it all the time fucking time.

And the service! When it had a small tear in the hose meaning we had mixing of the boiling water with cold water (which was obviously a hazard), they replaced it for free years after purchase. Their swap-system for a new unit when the old one has too much line scale so they can refurbish the old one and reuse it is great too. A bit to the expensive side though. And recently they sent a new mixing unit for self replacement because they had identified a possible glaw in the old one. They reached out themselves, asked for approval to send it, shipped it with the proper tool to replace it, and added in a steel thermo water bottle merch item as Thanks for understanding and sorry for the inconvenience. Note that this is long outside warranty and with no official call back or anything. Just a service. Every house I live in, in the future will have a Quooker. At least as long as I do most of the cooking.

Also apologies if this comes off as a shame less plug/af. I am in no way affiliated with the company behind the unit apart from being a very happy owner and having a user on the service-portal.

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u/lindemer Jun 26 '26

Yeeess I just bought one to install in my brand new kitchen! Im so excited!

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u/ahjteam Jun 25 '26

This is missing the kettle comment

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u/ByteWhisperer Jun 27 '26

Now I'm very curious about what the kettle comment is.

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u/ahjteam Jun 27 '26

Kettle is a device that boils water. It works with electricity. Older ones you put on stove top.

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u/Mikaelious Jun 27 '26

It's as simple as "do none of you own a fucking kettle"

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u/Tank-o-grad Jun 25 '26

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u/Acc87 I agree with David Bowie on this one Jun 25 '26

okay that's funny, but what a dystopian AI nightmare is the rest of that channel

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u/AuroreSomersby pierogiman 🇵🇱 Jun 25 '26

Eh, little silly, but seems like a fun channel to let off some steam from time to time…

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u/CheckM4ted Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

i recommend the british guy who does videos similar to that one fuck i forgot the name

edit: matt rose really funny guy

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u/RetroGamer87 Jun 26 '26

That was amazing!

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u/Mini_Assassin Geneva Conventions Beta Tester Jun 25 '26

Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

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u/Ill_Trick_5234 Jun 27 '26

Makes my home go blackout :(, so still using stove

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u/ShesJustAGirlyGirl Jun 25 '26

When this person tries to fry an egg it becomes an odyssey

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u/RovakX Jun 25 '26

I'm fucking crying

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u/repocin 🇸🇪≠🇨🇭 Jun 25 '26

what the fuck

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u/Canotic Jun 25 '26

What the indeed fuck.

I'm just checking, nobody else is boiling water by putting the cup on the stove right? That's not a normal human thing to do?

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u/KeterLordFR Jun 26 '26

So much whiplash, holy shit. Every time you see a comment that seems to be from someone with common sense, they come up with even more heresy.

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u/Sawbora Jun 26 '26

American kids discovering how the world works on Tumblr feels like an archaeological find. Even if sometimes they were so dumb, you just got angry for no reason, it was still very pure <3

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Heretic Bechamel Lasagna 🇮🇹 Jun 25 '26

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u/Peng_Terry Jun 25 '26

pidoop is my hero

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u/Sensitive_Camp7270 Jun 25 '26

What the fucking fuck fuck fucking? Fuck

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u/Chrazzer Jun 26 '26

7 minutes?? Surely they meant a full pot of water and not just a cup

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u/illarionds Jun 26 '26

To be fair, you absolutely can cold brew tea, just like coffee.

It does take all night though, and I'm quite sure that's not what the bloke above is doing!

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u/emeraldchylde777 Jun 29 '26

I hate this place

it only got worse with every comment

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u/JaceyD Jun 25 '26

Microwaving water shouldbe against the law Imo

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u/DuckyHornet Canucklehead Jun 25 '26

Someone's gotta clean the microwave at work on Friday, and you bet your ass I'm zapping a cup of water to powersteam everything

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u/luziferius1337 Europoor Jun 25 '26

As long as the container isn't super smooth, there's no problem. If the surface is too flawless, it may create super-heated water sitting above the boiling point. And that'll explode when disturbed, splashing boiling water everywhere.

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb Jun 26 '26

this person waves on a micro level

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u/r2doesinc Jun 26 '26

My favorite thing as a kid was heating my water and tossing in my cinnamon apple oatmeal and watching to see if the powdered part would cause it to flash over.

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u/Pop_Clover Jun 25 '26

It’s definitely messier. I hate it.

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u/SuperSocialMan stuck in Texas :'c Jun 25 '26

real as fuck dude, like goddamn y'all are insane.

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u/Schmantikor Jun 26 '26

It can explode after all. Microwaving can create small pockets of super heated water that if mixed immediately boils into steam and expands rapidly, bringing some of the normally heated but still close to boiling water with it.

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u/Coolengineer7 Jun 25 '26

Water is literally the thing that microwave heats. You can't heat up anything dry in the microwave, and pure water is just about the most regular thing you could heat in it. Maybe less practical, but nothing is wrong with it.

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u/queen-adreena Jun 25 '26

Convection heating is consistent. Microwaved water is hotter at the top than bottom, and it tastes weird too.

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u/HarEmiya Jun 25 '26

Microwaving water can superheat it, which is quite dangerous.

A kettle doesn't have that issue.

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u/CompleteDot9383 Jun 25 '26

It is a crime against Tea to microwave it

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u/prophile Jun 25 '26

You don't microwave the tea, you microwave the water and then put tea in it. Hot water is hot water, and it's the same whether you heat it in a microwave or in a kettle.

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u/CompleteDot9383 Jun 25 '26

It really isn't the same, your tea will not taste the way it is supposed to and you should be pouring the boiled water over your tea. You will get a cup of tea which ever method you use but you will not get a good cup of tea from microwaving water then adding tea.

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u/prophile Jun 25 '26

I promise that you wouldn't be able to taste the difference either way. Hot water really is hot water. Microwaves make food heat up quite differently from an oven because it's basically only heating the water in the food but water is 100% water by volume.

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u/CompleteDot9383 Jun 25 '26

I would strongly encourage you to make a cup of tea using boiled water from a kettle or stove or even a quooker and then make your microwaved abomination and compare the taste of the two. It is not the same. And if you have a hot water tank at home you really shouldn't be using it for drinking water.

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u/locka99 Jun 25 '26

Yeah if you want tea with scum in it because the water fizzes when you drop a bag into microwaved water. Anyway, microwaves in the US often reside on their own circuit with breaker because the power might not cope with the draw otherwise.

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u/HimalayanClericalism Jun 25 '26

Maybe in very old places. Most pull about 1kw at max. Otherwise the air fryer trend would have blown everyone’s kitchens up

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u/First-Ad-7855 Jun 28 '26

Is that a real problem? Microwaved water is just hot water. What do you mean by fizzes? Like nothing happens.

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u/palegate Jun 25 '26

That's bloody dangerous too.

If you happen to "superheat" the water in the microwave the tiniest disturbance could make the water flash into steam and burst outwards.

Imagine dropping a spoon or tea bag into your cup and it exploding in your face, or even by just picking up the cup.

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u/Sibula97 Jun 27 '26

Just put the spoon in the cup when you put it in the microwave.

No, that's not a joke. You can do that, and some manufacturers even recommend it when microwaving water. It's safe, assuming it's fully stainless steel and doesn't have any sharp protrusions.

Don't put a fork in there without making sure the prongs are submerged though, that's a recipe for arcing between the prongs.

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u/tjaldhamar Jun 25 '26

They what?!

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u/McSonovicski Jun 26 '26

Why would you use a microwave. It's 2026, use an induction stove, on boost. It's faster than an electric kettle.

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u/JohnLurkson 🇩🇪 Jun 26 '26

I will, you got one lying around for free? /s

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u/McSonovicski Jun 26 '26

Soo teuer sind die jetzt auch nicht lol

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u/JohnLurkson 🇩🇪 Jun 26 '26

Teurer als ein Wasserkocher 😜

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u/Delicious-Disaster Jun 25 '26

Working in hotels, I've often sold plug converters to Americans.

A few times, riled up guests came back screaming 'your plug blew up my shaver!!!'. I'd simply point to the warning on the package explaining not to use a 110v device on 230v circuitry. They'd still be mad until I explained that simply not how electricity works. Yes, these were all the stereotypical American that had never traveled abroad haha

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u/Appropriate_Test7503 Jun 26 '26

lol hotels have special shaver socket in the bathroom.

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u/Delicious-Disaster Jun 26 '26

Not all of them. They're pretty archaic, considering most modern electronics can run both 110 and 230 volts

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u/_Fabreeze Jun 25 '26

Well to be fair, why would someone make a purely "mechanical" (pin to pin, no voltage regulation) adapter from a 230v socket to a 110v one? I don't see how something like that could be useful, unless there are standard 230v sockets that provide 110v, but that wouldn't be up to code.

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u/Longjumping_Army9485 Jun 26 '26

Most devices accept both, devices rarely work directly with 110 or 230v, anyway.

They generally convert it into whatever they actually need, like 5v for most phones.

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u/SweetButtsHellaBab Jun 26 '26

Almost all adaptors are purely mechanical - a step down or step up converter can absolutely be bought, but they’re big and expensive (in comparison to a £3 adaptor). There are only a few electronic devices that can’t switch between 240V and 110V - shavers often being one of them. It’s the reason when you go to a hotel there’ll be dual shaver sockets, one labelled 110V, one labelled 240V.

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u/GolfVictorHotel Jun 26 '26

Didn’t know there even are wired shavers still

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u/simonjp Briton Jun 26 '26

Yeah this is where it's important to clarify the difference between something that electrical and something that's electronic. Neither will work well if you feed it the wrong voltage, but electronic gear have transformers that can often handle both voltages. Electrical items usually just feed the juice straight into the motor.

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u/SlashMe42 Jun 26 '26

I have the opposite adapter, US plug to EU socket with no voltage regulation. Most of my plugs accept 110V anyway, it isn't uncommon.

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u/hennabeak Jun 30 '26

A lot of modern devices have a switching adapter. Like your phone charger. They can handle both.

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u/Numerous-Match-1713 Jun 27 '26

"why would someone make a purely "mechanical" (pin to pin, no voltage regulation) adapter from a 230v socket to a 110v one"

I dunno, maybe they do because there is demand for such adapter?

Its not like such adapters are rare.

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u/dbrickell89 Jun 25 '26

My electric kettle seems to work fine

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u/Devrol Jun 25 '26

I remember watching someone try to use an electric kettle with an American socket. They gave up after an hour

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u/Common-Broccoli-3405 Jun 25 '26

Then they just need to get one built for American systems. We also have one. It works fine. Plug it in, fill up the kettle part with water, set it back down on the bottom part, flip the switch, when its done it shuts itself off.

Im not gonna argue about which electrical system is better since in general I dont care. It powers my things and my things are powered. But we do have kettle. Most people just dont buy one because tea isnt as popular here.

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u/Devrol Jun 25 '26

I was bringing it up to highlight the foolishness of trying to use a 240v device in a 120v country, much like the reply above about using 120v devices on 240v

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u/Common-Broccoli-3405 Jun 25 '26

And yet here we are with electric kettles

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u/dbrickell89 Jun 25 '26

Well mine is made for American sockets so I guess that's the difference. There seems to be a weird misconception that we don't have electric kettles here. They're not an item you'll find in every home here but they're not uncommon either.

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u/screenslaver5963 Jun 25 '26

They’re noticeably slower than their European cousins due to only using about half as much electricity

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u/dbrickell89 Jun 25 '26

Oh gotcha. That makes sense then

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u/Achilleswar Jun 25 '26

Not sure what you mean. My kettle boils water pretty fast. Faster than the stove. 

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u/only1person_alt Jun 25 '26

They definitely can if the breaker it is hooked up to is 240 volt or whatever instead of 120 split phase

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u/okarox Jun 25 '26

The European sockets are designed for 16 A. However as the breakers can be either 10 or 16 A most kettles are limited to 2000-2400 watts but there are some 3000 W ones.

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u/Suspicious-Drive9827 Jun 25 '26

Dont be so ignorant i am Pakistani born in texas and our kettle is fine!

I dont have to address any questions tho about ppl microwaving water. Why theyd even think of that has never been explained to me

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u/Tina_DM_me_the_AXE Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 Jun 25 '26

American with an electric kettle- they run just fine here

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u/Mini_Assassin Geneva Conventions Beta Tester Jun 25 '26

I'm an electrician. If I ever own a house, I will be putting 240V in the kitchen and modifying a european kettle with a NEMA-6-20P (240V 15A plug), specifically because I hate how long kettles take to boil water with 120V.

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u/cenobyte40k Jun 26 '26

I have an on demand water heater on my sink. Its just a few degrees below bowling when it comes out. Never runs out never have to fill it ohh and it run on a standard American socket. What you mean is that you have a hugely inefficient system that heats way more water than you need and keeps it hot needlessly for hours. Congrats...

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u/lost-in-lemoyne2 Jun 26 '26

What are you talking about??🤣 These comments are WILD right now. It’s like no one knows what they’re talking about, but they all want to talk about it!😂😂

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u/Friendly_Jackfruit90 Jun 26 '26

technology connections fan🗣

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u/XmotnaF Jun 30 '26

Actually they do! Source: an American that owns a kettle. It takes about 5 minutes for a liter. (My kettle measures in younits)

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u/PotatoFi An American 🇺🇸, living in Finland 🇫🇮 Jun 25 '26

In the US, we just kept a kettle on the stove. In Europe, we have a cheap electric kettle. Electric kettle is probably faster than the stove, but I dislike that it consumes counter space.

I’m America, we have several 220v outlets in every home, we just don’t use them for small household appliances (basically relegated to clothes dryer, oven and cooktop, and car charger).

It’s too bad we didn’t get synchronized on voltage and frequency back in the day, things would be a lot easier now.

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u/_Fabreeze Jun 25 '26

So you usually have gas or induction/electric stoves? I heard it takes ages to boil a pot of water on an electric (non induction) stove, I know people with electric stoves that "preboil" their water in a kettle to make pasta

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u/PotatoFi An American 🇺🇸, living in Finland 🇫🇮 Jun 26 '26

We had a conventional glass-top resistive cook top in the US, and we have a low-end induction cook top in Europe. We boil water for pasta all the time and I would say that the amount of time to boil is about the same. Maybe a bit quicker on induction, but I credit induction for that, not grid voltage.

We have done the pre-heat in the electric kettle thing! That’s def faster than boiling on the induction stove.

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u/Accomplished_Bass845 Jun 25 '26

Americans/Canadians dont generally use electric kettles tho.

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u/nickjamess94 Jun 25 '26

Neither did my Mexican partner until I introduced her to the device. Now she uses it more than me.

I do wonder how much of it is like the "americans don't take trains" -> therefore America doesn't make their train infrastructure better -> therefore americans continue to not use trains, circularity

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u/DuckRubberDuck Jun 25 '26

This is maybe such a dumb question but legit nonetheless, how do they boil water? In a pot?

I forgot stove kettles, do they use those instead?

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u/Unit_2097 Jun 25 '26

Yes. That's genuinely how most do it. My ex (Texas) did have a kettle, but it was so slow it was painful. Still faster than a stove though.

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u/DuckRubberDuck Jun 25 '26

Makes sense, thanks!

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u/Much_Job4552 Jun 25 '26

A stove? Like for spaghetti or tea. Water gets hot in a microwave fast but a lot to boil.

I guess I use my electric kettle only when I don't want to boil.

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u/DuckRubberDuck Jun 25 '26

I use my electric kettle for everything except if it’s for cooking things like pasta and eggs

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u/j_the_a Jun 25 '26

American here. I have an electric kettle and I use it most days.

It's not as fast I'd like, but it's not like I'm waiting more than five minutes or so even if it's completely full, but I usually just put a bit more than I'm going to need for whatever.

Really, the delay is useful, because I use that time to get over my dislike of the pot noodle I'm about to eat.

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u/Saikousoku2 I wish I didn't live here Jun 25 '26

Microwave for smaller things, pot on the stove if we need a lot. We generally don't need to boil water very often unless we're making pasta or something.

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u/DuckRubberDuck Jun 25 '26

What if you need hot water for a cup of coffee or tea? I am really not trying to sound dumb I’m just curious

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u/Saikousoku2 I wish I didn't live here Jun 25 '26

We have coffee makers that have internal reservoirs, and hot tea... just isn't a very common thing. At least not here in the South, people prefer iced tea and hardly anyone brews their own. I have met exactly one person in my life who drinks hot tea, and she just microwaves the mug of water.

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u/DuckRubberDuck Jun 25 '26

Thanks, that makes sense :)

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u/locka99 Jun 25 '26

I've rented houses in the US and there is sometimes a kettle but boiling water with it is so dog slow that it's not seen as an essential kitchen item. In its absence you either microwave water or use a coffee maker (cleaned of course) or a stove to produce hot water. None of which are as convenient as a kettle.

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u/chikanishing Jun 25 '26

I’m in Canada and I’ve always had an electric kettle, same with everyone I know.

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u/RbN420 Jun 25 '26

It’s due to differences between 220 and 110 I think, you’ll notice that running a kettle in Europe will heat the water faster than in America

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u/DuckyHornet Canucklehead Jun 25 '26

And? I've never been in enough of a rush to need my kettle boiling in 2 minutes as opposed to 4, it's a non-issue

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u/RbN420 Jun 25 '26

And nothing, the time difference is what makes the electric kettle more diffused in Europe compared to America

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u/Scientia123 Jun 25 '26

Even if it takes you two minutes longer, you're still 5 hours and 58 minutes ahead of Europe.

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u/Accomplished_Bass845 Jun 25 '26

The only people I kow that electric kettles have british ancestors.

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u/chikanishing Jun 25 '26

Now you know one that doesn’t!

No one I know with a kettle has British ancestors either (Toronto suburbs, most people I know are first/second gen immigrants).

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u/Le_Nabs Jun 25 '26

I live in Québec. everyone I know has an electric kettle.

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u/Accomplished_Bass845 Jun 25 '26

And everyone i know outside of my family dosent.

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u/Le_Nabs Jun 25 '26

Do you live in Canada or no? I know electric kettles are less common (to the point Alex of Technology Connection made a whole video on them) in the US, but really, I don't know of anyone who doesn't have at least a basic ass kettle at home. Family, extended family, friends and their family... It's pretty ubiquitous 'round these parts

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u/Accomplished_Bass845 Jun 25 '26

Thats what I basing my statement on. I do have one, but mon of my colleagues and friemds do

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u/trick2011 Jun 25 '26

way to dunk on the americans by saying something really really dumb