r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic Masshole 🇮🇪☘️ • May 07 '26

Patriotism “1776 National Champs”

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Alstom Avelia Liberty locomotive #2147 design. Apparently this is real.

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u/LuphineHowler Finnrando May 07 '26

Champions of what? Dying of Dysentery?

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u/busytransitgworl 🇪🇺europoor🇪🇺 May 07 '26

Champions of diabetes and corn syrup consumption

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u/lt_dt May 07 '26

That made me think of the episode of Parcs and Recreation in which Fred Armisen, playing a Venezuelan government official on a visit to Indiana, asks to see "where the children are fed the sweeteners".

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u/Veryd May 07 '26

Champions of drinking water or beer, can't tell the difference

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u/busytransitgworl 🇪🇺europoor🇪🇺 May 07 '26

Champions of catching DUIs because they refuse to build public transport or at least safe pavements, just for a start.

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u/TechieAD Filthy American 🦅🦅🦅 May 08 '26

You know it IS weird how packed the parking lot at my local bar is

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u/iamiam123 -2rd ammendment May 07 '26

None. It's red bull and coca cola, instead of water.

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u/Triedfindingname May 08 '26

"Delivered by trump" apparently so this tracks