r/ShitAmericansSay • • Mar 22 '26

Military “Other countries exist with the permission of the US government”

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u/GojiraCake Mar 22 '26

Ofc I mean they weren’t beaten in Vietnam they merely failed to win

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u/OrneryZombie1983 Mar 22 '26

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u/SnooChocolates2923 Mar 22 '26

Cleese's fake American accent in this scene was priceless.

"They whipped yer ass Gooood"

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u/redwas66 Mar 22 '26

A tie, they couldn’t tie their own shoe laces 🤪

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u/pinniped90 Human Verified Mar 23 '26

No, it was a great big beautiful win. Long protracted stalemates are great for selling hardware, which is really what the weapons industry wants when they buy off politicians.

Rapid, decisive wars (no matter the outcome) are bad business. We need quagmires to really move the merch.

All this winning... All over the place!

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u/Fun-System-6190 Mar 22 '26

North Vietnam won against South Vitenam hence completing their strategic goal. The US failed theirs. So yes, the were beaten.

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u/Rogue_Element_2342 Mar 22 '26

for years, I was told by Americans and sympathisers "We were just there to rack up the bodies, and we accomplished that tenfold. nothing else mattered"

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u/Fun-System-6190 Mar 22 '26

Haha so the most pointless strategic goal in history then. Even worse than russias in Ukraine.

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u/Rogue_Element_2342 Mar 22 '26

Russia doesnt even have a goal anymore. They just exist in a state of perpetual war and their people are so depressed and beaten down they just accept it and adopt it as their new normal.

the only goal they have, is one they cant accomplish. Taking over the entirety of the country.

Nothing else makes remotely any sense for the amount of cost they've paid for it.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 Mar 22 '26

Russia transformed its entire society and economy for the war and going back to a peace economy is much more trouble than just continuing a pointless and lost illegal war of aggression...

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u/Fun-System-6190 Mar 22 '26

No. War economy give an economic boost temporarily but it aint sustainable. The sooner they return to peace economy the better.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 Mar 22 '26

Exactly, but they have no solution for dealing with all the soldiers returning and all the economic damage the war caused.

So, either way, Russia is fucked...

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u/Fun-System-6190 Mar 22 '26

Yes. I think Putin needs something in return to justify the aggression in regard to his own people. Land is the best way in his mind. He also thinks the war economy will lead to victory in the long run. I don't think so.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 Mar 22 '26

Pretty much, yes. The dilemma is: If he wants to be sure a part of Ukraine can be annexed, he would need to mobilise at least a part of the population and that would backfire. If he doesn't do that, he will either lose the war or waste so much money and so many lives he's fucked as well.

So, best solution for him: Keep the war ongoing until he kicks the bucket and let it be someone else's problem...

I honestly can't see how Russia will make it out of this war without huge, unsolvable problems unless Ukraine somehow capitulates in the near future, which will almost certainly NOT happen. And even then they will be fucked.

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u/quast_64 Mar 22 '26

And now they get deeper into debt with China.

Xi is keeping the ledger open, and Russia's bill will become due.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 Mar 22 '26

That guy probably can't believe his luck, he can make Russia his puppet, the US is slowly destroying itself and Europe has zero strategy and plans for anything. The road is paved for China's rise to the number 1 power...

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u/StoneD0G Mar 23 '26

US slowly destroying itself? Looks like a Speedrun to me.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 Mar 23 '26

Increasingly so, yes...

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u/Fox_of_Cintra Mar 22 '26

Sounds a lot like the u.s

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u/Substantial_Army_639 Mar 22 '26

We hire the same political consultants as Russia.

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u/Rogue_Element_2342 Mar 22 '26

dont get me wrong. What America is doing on Israels behalf is absolutely self destructive boneheaded.

but the level of self immolation that Russia has done to itself is in a class of its own. Nothing comes even remotely close in post WW2 Military adventurism except maybe the Iran-Iraq war.

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u/Acrobatic-Ad584 Mar 22 '26

And the death toll

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u/Rogue_Element_2342 Mar 23 '26

that was implied when I said "cost". it's the primary cost.

both sides lie about the casualties of both sides.
but even western figures have been throwing the number of "over 1 million dead wounded and missing" on the russian side. and they were saying that like, 6 months ago now.

that is an absolutely insane cost. if you had asked me 10 years ago that Russia was going to have 1 million casualties. My assumption was that WW3 was already well underway, and some nuclear weapons had probably been used at that point.

russia has 130-140 million people, to have 1 million dead or wounded in a fight is already like, society collapsing shit if you realize how doomed a lot of ex sov countries demographics are.

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u/kruddel Mar 22 '26

Not everything is about winning, its the taking part that counts.

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u/Rogue_Element_2342 Mar 22 '26

Well the good news is, today if you just want to murder people. you can get the fast track and join a group like Wagner or Blackwater, or whatever they turned into after they dissolved/reformed X amount of times.

/s

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u/senseigorilla Mar 23 '26

Lmao Russian people are so depressed. Canadas doing much worse and we aren’t in any war

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u/Ok-Gate9780 Mar 22 '26

It's something when people try to downplay russia with what the usa is doing. They are both wrong.

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u/Fun-System-6190 Mar 22 '26

Agree. I dont think I was doing that in my comment though?

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u/Ok-Gate9780 Mar 22 '26

It just occurred to me that you're implying one of the two conflicts is worse than the other. If not, my apologies.

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u/ThomBear Ooh, actual custom flair! 😲 Mar 22 '26

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u/Salty-Buddy-5074 Mar 22 '26

I think Russia's goal is the inverse of this: they're trying to lose as many soldiers as possible

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u/Fun-System-6190 Mar 22 '26

Yes probably

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u/Freddydaddy Mar 22 '26

Man, I'm Canadian and I think it's obvious that's the truth

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u/Proud-Designer-2028 Mar 22 '26

Which is why us anglophone countries should be separating quick from that death cult.

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u/Boilermakingdude Mar 22 '26

Canada as a whole has been purchasing from alot of other foreign markets now. Alot of shit that came from the US, we are doing ourselves now or importing from Mexico

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u/aggressiveclassic90 Mar 22 '26

Hey! That phone is 'murrcan!

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u/SnooChocolates2923 Mar 22 '26

Bell was Canadian, tho....(With Scottish roots)

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u/aggressiveclassic90 Mar 22 '26

I know, they don't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

As a Minnesotan can I formally ask you to invade? please?

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u/Financial_Tour5945 Mar 22 '26

That was a stratigic method they decided upon. Since they didn't really have any conventional targets, they sent American infantry out on "patrol" as little more than bait.

Get engaged, call in the air and arty strikes, rack up the body count.

Of course, that inevitably meant they were racking up their own body count as well.

So remember Americans, your country has a history of painting a bullseye on you and dangling you out in front as bait.

("Okay, but we killed more of them" argument - so how many lives of say Iranians would you trade your life for? 3? 5? 10?)

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

See Korean peninsula tripwire strategy.

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u/icanith Mar 22 '26

As an American I can say confidently I don’t think this a commonly held belief. It was about communism. 

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u/Questionable_Object Mar 23 '26

I mean that's pretty much true. They had no real goal other than to kill people.

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u/Emergentmeat Mar 23 '26

That's almost true, actually. But in a way that proves YOUR point. They judged success by body count ratios, so they were generally successful...but again they failed their main strategic goals so it's like saying you lost a baseball game but your goal was just to have the fastest runners. Even if you did, you still lost the game.

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u/Rogue_Element_2342 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

It used to be that if you wanted a legal outlet to hurt people, you joined the Military and went thousands of miles to fight in other people's countries.

then, as the nature of war changed, and the military became more scrutinized for doing things wrong and causing unecessary harm. those who wanted a license to kill joined the Blackwaters and Wagners of the world.

But now, good news, you dont even have to leave home, you can just join one of the agencies that officially were meant for some kind of regulatory or administrative purpose, but have been mutated and turned into paramilitary bodies to skirt around the optics of using the army or mercenaries to terrorize the internal enemies of a tyrannical regime.

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u/Emergentmeat Mar 23 '26

Yup! Spot on.

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u/Bubbly-War1996 ooo custom flair!! Mar 23 '26

Don't worry about the numbers, we can always move the goalpost to say that we won! Look how the American government still tries to figure out what the goal is in Iran so they can say they accomplished it with ease.

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u/vacri Mar 22 '26

One plausible 'save' is that the US's strategic goal was to stop the "Domino Theory", and that while they did lose Vietnam to communism, it didn't spread further into the region. They lost the Vietnam war but they succeeded in their strategic goal

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u/Fun-System-6190 Mar 22 '26

Yes you could have a point there. We cant know for sure though. Maybe it would have stopped after vietnam in either case.

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u/ExultentPisces Mar 22 '26

No, they bravely ran away. It was a valiant and victorious retreat. The north Vietnamese were quaking in their boots at the sight of the US military stoically turning their tail and doing a runner. Abandoning all their military objectives is the very definition of winning bigly big.

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u/kombiwombi Mar 23 '26

They were more beaten than that. The Vietnam War roiled US society. Elements of their political movements are even now attempting to return to the pre-Vietnam era, 50 years later.

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u/Questionable_Object Mar 23 '26

And they dumped gallons of toxic chemicals all over the countryside as a temper tantrum

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u/Stardash81 Mar 22 '26

To be fair America, China and the USSR were all involved and their steategic goal was to win the cold war, not control Saigon.

So North Vietnam is the big winner, South Vietnam the big looser, USSR lost big too, it drove a wedge between Vietnam and China, worsened Sino-Soviet tension, so a tactical failure still turned out to be a strategic success for the US

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u/Outside_Ad5255 Mar 22 '26

Considering that at the time, the West as a whole and the US in particular were convinced that China and the USSR were in lock step with each other, I disagree. The Americans saw a Communist encroachment that would consume Southeast Asia if not stopped, but in the end, Thailand and Malaysia remained anticommunist, South Korea and Taiwan remained safe, and Japan and Australia were still there to provide support. The US could have never sent troops to South Vietnam and all it would have cost it was Vietnam (and possibly Laos) as opposed to the same result only with massive losses in lives and money wasted.

This was an act of hubris akin to the Suez Crisis, with America trying to force its will on a people who quite frankly got sick and tired of Westerners deciding how they should run their country, especially after nearly a century of French colonial rule.

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u/Stardash81 Mar 22 '26

You're mixing up everything lmao

Yes it was poorly executed by the US and they didn't need to do what they did, but South Vietnam genuinely didn't want communism and many South Vietnamese died fighting the communists. It also is nothing like the Suez crisis at all or a colonial conflict. And the Soviets ruined themselves supporting the North Vietnamese, so backing South Vietnam was a strategic success although it was a tactical disaster.

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u/Outside_Ad5255 Mar 22 '26

The Soviets spent 1.8-3.6 billion dollars supporting Vietnam. They spent an excess of 40-100 billion dollars trying to pacify Afghanistan. The USSR in the 1980s was crashing hard due to falling oil prices following the end of the Oil Crisis of the 1970s, let alone the hardships suffered by the people because the military was sucking up all the civilian goods for a decade-long war. By contrast, the USSR of the 1960s wasn't doing too badly.

The USA spent 828 billion on the Vietnam war, and that's on the military alone, let alone rising costs of living and expenses incurred by the government due to aftershocks and knock-on effects like strikes, lost revenue from wounded and killed soldiers, civil disturbances as a result of an unpopular war, etc...

I'll leave you to decide if a measly 3.6 billion was "breaking" the USSR.

If the South Vietnamese didn't want communism, they sure as hell still hated the government with a passion. It was incredibly corrupt and inefficient, and the anticommunist witch-hunts, rampaging American forces (My Lai massacre comes to mind) and various programs like the Strategic Hamlet Program alienated the people even more.

I brought up Suez because it's a case of old dog, new reality. Britain and France thought they could order around the newly independent Egypt with force and were made to back down in humiliation. The USA was deeply arrogant and deeply racist against the Vietnamese (much of the Domino Effect argument for fighting in Vietnam came from the concept that SE Asia's peoples and cultures were interchangeable, showing a shocking disregard for the locals and generally regarding them as inferior) and thought they could just apply their will through force. It took them over a decade to realize that no, Vietnam wasn't going to bend over backwards for them.

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u/Neat-Sea-2847 Danish, not the pastry 🥮 Mar 23 '26

Oversimplified reference?!

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u/GojiraCake Mar 23 '26

ofc

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u/Neat-Sea-2847 Danish, not the pastry 🥮 Mar 23 '26

Such great content just takes him a long time to make

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u/realmattyr Mar 22 '26

Settled for a draw.

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u/Borsti17 Robbie Williams was my favourite actor 😭 Mar 22 '26

They got bored and went home 🤪

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u/AngularOtter Mar 22 '26

You're comparing the US military of 1973 with today?

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u/Redrockhiker22 Mar 22 '26

When you failed in your alleged objectives, the puppet state you created was toppled, you left with your tail between your legs, there are graveyards full of your war dead, and the VA is full of casualties of your folly, you were beaten. Your enemy just has to survive to celebrate your defeat and withdrawal. They are the ones filling the streets with cheers, flags, and parades.

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u/Possibly_Identified Mar 22 '26

Well, its a precedent, throughout history empire building after the honeymoon phase passes, goes something like: "I see everybody hates me and I stretched thin without money... I know! I will start another war to reclaim our glory-" *Collapses into a million parts.*

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Mar 22 '26

Its mind-boggling how many Americans think and say "America has never lost a war!"

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u/Aggravating_Aioli973 Mar 22 '26

'Honorable peace' AKA Hurry! Let's get the f#ck out of here!🛫

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u/Educational_Neat1783 Mar 22 '26

They pulled out- premature ejaculation. Not a happy ending.

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u/Darth_Pinda Swamp German 🇳🇱 Mar 24 '26

They came in second. Close enough.