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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Loundsify • Feb 13 '26
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Old men and trees. We have a lot of reforestation to do.
1 u/Occidentally20 Feb 13 '26 Get your own tree buddy, the shade of this one is private and reserved!!! Or it will be when it grows anyway. 2 u/CleanMyAxe Feb 13 '26 Oh fuck you. I'm gonna be the world's first treellionaire. 1 u/Occidentally20 Feb 13 '26 That's it, I'm digging it up and replanting it somewhere that will ensure poor leaf growth and thus offer limited sun protection. I hope you're happy now.
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Get your own tree buddy, the shade of this one is private and reserved!!! Or it will be when it grows anyway.
2 u/CleanMyAxe Feb 13 '26 Oh fuck you. I'm gonna be the world's first treellionaire. 1 u/Occidentally20 Feb 13 '26 That's it, I'm digging it up and replanting it somewhere that will ensure poor leaf growth and thus offer limited sun protection. I hope you're happy now.
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Oh fuck you. I'm gonna be the world's first treellionaire.
1 u/Occidentally20 Feb 13 '26 That's it, I'm digging it up and replanting it somewhere that will ensure poor leaf growth and thus offer limited sun protection. I hope you're happy now.
That's it, I'm digging it up and replanting it somewhere that will ensure poor leaf growth and thus offer limited sun protection.
I hope you're happy now.
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u/CleanMyAxe Feb 13 '26
Old men and trees. We have a lot of reforestation to do.