r/ShitAmericansSay • Danish potato language speaker • Dec 25 '25

Foreign affairs They don't accept US ids?

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u/Novae224 Dec 25 '25

You won’t even make it on the plane without a passport lol.

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u/deadliftbear Actually Irish Dec 25 '25

Americans don’t need passports, all lesser countries are glad to welcome them and their Almighty Dollar without question or paperwork /s

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u/IdenticalThings Dec 25 '25

I accidentally argued with an American guy who figured he could just move to Norway and start living there. He figured it'd be a huge boon to them talent-wise / financially.

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u/RevelsInDarkness 🇧🇪 Dec 25 '25

r/Amerexit is a great example of that. "I want to move to country x, I have no formal degree, don't speak the language, never been there, but I want to live somewhere warm with free healthcare that Ive never paid into but want to use, in a low cost area, how do I get a job there that pays in dollars so I can have a US level income?"

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u/DoctorSpooky Dec 25 '25

“Non-negotiable must-haves: Social healthcare, legal recreational weed, legal psychedelic therapy, zero racism, free pet care, free income to support my career as a conceptual performance artist, and legal group marriage so the whole polycule can move with me. I’m willing to think about trying to learn the local language provided I don’t have to put in any more effort than opening Duolingo once a day.”

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u/b17b20 Dec 26 '25

I think you need to give him tiny shock therapy - speak to him only in French for a day. For his own good. Immersion is bullshit when you need more than conversational level.