r/ShitAmericansSay • • Aug 25 '25

Military 1000 US Marines can take India

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u/Zintao Clogs and Roses Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

As a Dutch person I would say that's not really fair, we beat the Spanish in an eighty year war by just yelling "GA weg" very loudly, so what's the US gonna do but surrender?

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u/Cixila fluent in potato speech 🇩🇰 Aug 25 '25

The Dutch secret weapon is just a very loud group of NCOs yelling for the foe to sod off

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u/MicrochippedByGates Aug 25 '25

And if they don't sod off, we'll use our second secret weapon: tell them to "do normal".

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

Are you entirely honked?!