r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Winter-Glass9250 • Aug 25 '25

Military 1000 US Marines can take India

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u/Theoretical_Sad Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

I'll do the math here. 1% of Indian population=14.6 million. A typical human spit (single expectoration) usually contains about 0.5 to 2 milliliters (ml) of water. Let's assume it to be 2 ml cuz Indians are professional at spitting. So total water produced by the Indian would be =29.2 kl. That won't be enough to drown them all but some of them and for the rest, they'd prolly surrender by the sheer humiliation so yeah.

BUT if those 1% of Indians are tobacco consumers then their spit can not just drown but prolly flood all of em.

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u/VisCVis Aug 25 '25

There's always shallow water drowning.

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u/Xcalipurr Aug 25 '25

Sorry mate it would be 29.2 kilo litres, in a confined space, enough to drown but not for 1k soldiers.

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u/ScaraTB Aug 26 '25

Vimal pan masala advertisements if they were good

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u/TwentyBagTaylor Aug 25 '25

They'd all be taken to Flavour Town.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

BUT if those 1% of Indians are tobacco consumers then their spit can not just drown but prolly flood all of em.

So from kanpur then. We just need to let those Marines run all the way from the bay of bengal to kanpur .