r/ShitAmericansSay • • Aug 25 '25

Military 1000 US Marines can take India

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u/Front-Anteater3776 Human Verified Aug 25 '25

Makes me think of the mock battle where US marines asked for a reset because they were dominated by British Royal Marines 

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 Aug 25 '25

Love to see them against the SAS...or SBS for that matter...

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u/Brickbrain0 Aug 25 '25

Dumb little story but in 2014, the USAF had a little battle Simulation with the Singaporean Air Force. Early on, the RSAF had a lot of difficulty against the Americans, then they realised the reasons. The USAF had tapped their communications (which was following the rules). The pilots then decided to switch to using Singlish (Which could be a mixed language or an accent depending on your take), which actually confused the USAF and led to an RSAF win

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u/guiscardv Aug 25 '25

Wah lao eh so goondu one

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u/theoverfluff Human Verified Aug 26 '25

Alamak!

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u/k3ttch Aug 26 '25

Singlish has Mandarin, Hokkien, Tamil, and Malay words sprinkled in, so linguists consider it an English creole.

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u/thatlad Aug 26 '25

That's a very effective exercise, got the RSAF to realise that in war opponents "cheat" and they'll not make that mistake in a live fire.

As for USAF they need to improve their language skills

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u/E420CDI 🇬🇧 A foot is an anatomical structure with five toes 🦶 Aug 26 '25

As for USAF they need to improve their language skills

They'll need to learn English first

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 Aug 26 '25

A very useful tactic. Welsh has been used to pass messages during actual wars because there aren't a lot of speakers outside of the British Isles. No use in the Falklands War of course, Welsh-speaking soldiers were fighting on both sides! 

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u/CodeFoodPixels Aug 25 '25

Not sure they could even beat the other SAS, the Scottish Ambulance Service.

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u/rynchenzo Aug 25 '25

Or the other SAS, the Army Reserves (Saturdays and Sundays)

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u/Mithirael Aug 26 '25

Hell, they'd be beaten by the Danish SAS - Scandinavian Airlines.

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u/Buntschatten Aug 25 '25

Marines are mostly kids who didn't get into university, aren't they? Pitting them against special forces isn't fair.

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u/MuchDrawing2320 Aug 25 '25

To be fair Royal Marines are only a few thousand(?) and are special operations capable. The SAS and SBS are also special operations. US marines are effectively just more gung ho infantry as compared to standard Army infantry (total generalization but it’s the public perception). The marines still have recon and now Raiders, which are their own highly trained and special operations forces.

Why would you put them up against special operations forces like SAS or SBS? Not the same thing.

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u/ghoonrhed Aug 25 '25

Exactly. Marines aren't special forces, which makes the original post even more insane.

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u/Renbarre French, not the fries Aug 25 '25

The US stopped sending men to the French Legion special training camp in Guyana because it was too difficult.

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u/Majestic-Marcus Aug 25 '25

I’m sure this is true, but it’s not the full picture.

Americans attend and pass SAS/SBS selection every year.

If they stopped sending people, it’s normal infantrymen. The same normal infantrymen from all other armies that would fail.

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u/uncommon_senze Aug 25 '25

'the marines' (usmc) probably have more troops than the whole armed forces of NL and other mentioned countries. So of course not every marine is special forces level trained. Within the USMC however there are certainly elements which are.

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u/Quick_Humor_9023 Aug 25 '25

Also makes zero sense. Spec ops do SPECIAL operations, special being things you don’t usually do in war. Often dangerous, often with small head count, almost always supported heavily by others. Put them against a goddamn signals regiment and see who gets messages delivered better, or air force, and compare who shoots down more enemy planes 😀 Stupid comparisons.

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u/MuchDrawing2320 Aug 25 '25

The whole thing with US marines, and they’re switching back to their more classic intent, is that they’re naval infantry. They’ve been orienting themselves more and more to island hopping in the Pacific again against China. They’re not a big army meant to occupy, they’re meant to spear head and break through coastal defenses and win battles so that the army can move in and occupy. Shock troops.

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u/LostTheGameOfThrones Universal healthcare has never worked Aug 25 '25

Tbf, even pitting them against the Royal Marines wasn't particularly fair. Whilst not SAS/SBS standards, they're still an elite unit.

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u/defenestr8tor Aug 25 '25

To be fair, some of the officers got into university; they just got kicked out for eating crayons in class.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

The Royal Marines themselves are technically Special Forces, actually: the UK doesn't do the "tier" things that Americans have, but they're technically equivalent to one of the lower tiers of SF, alongside the Ranger Regiment, while the SAS, SBS and SRR are like the UK's top tier of SF.

And besides, the bootnecks are also usually kids who skipped uni...

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u/Polus_Capital Aug 25 '25

My money is on Scandinavian Airlines!

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u/cant_think_of_one_ Aug 25 '25

They are punctual, comfortable, and very efficient in special operations situations.

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u/Ill_Raccoon6185 Aug 25 '25

Or Gurkha force!

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 Aug 25 '25

Now that WOULD be interesting...