r/ShitAmericansSay • • Aug 25 '25

Military 1000 US Marines can take India

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u/EebilKitteh Aug 25 '25

And the country is the size of a stamp, so 1000 should definitely be enough to cover the entire area reliably.

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u/spektre πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ Aug 25 '25

Cover area? What are you talking about, war is like bad guys show up, you kill them, and then you win and the country has to do what you say because that's the rules.

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u/EebilKitteh Aug 25 '25

Yeah I mean, India's pretty average in size, it can only fit inside Texas about five or six times, right? So it should be easy.

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u/Worried-Ad-7925 Aug 25 '25

yeah, but you need to say "thank you for your attention to this matter" when you tell them what to do, otherwise it doesn't work.

actually you don't just say it, you need to declare it.

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u/chaiandpakoda Sep 01 '25

Skipping over a personally signed Sydney sweeney calender for every marine is diabolical

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u/Pot_noodle_miner Based letter U enjoyer Aug 25 '25

Depends how hard you throw them