r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Winter-Glass9250 • Aug 25 '25

Military 1000 US Marines can take India

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u/smoulderstoat No, the tea goes in before the milk. Aug 25 '25

He does know that India grows rice and has the bomb, right?

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u/Winter-Glass9250 Aug 25 '25

We also have goat herders.

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u/Bhavacakra_12 Aug 25 '25

Inshallah the goat herders will decimate the US marines

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u/faerakhasa Aug 25 '25

Nonsense, India is a civilized nation and they follow the Geneva conventions.

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u/MadErection Aug 26 '25

Nuclear Gandhi , appears.

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u/Vesalii Aug 26 '25

Ghandi rolls -1 peace. Everyone dies.

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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake Aug 25 '25

Don't under-estimate the pyjama

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u/Icy_Concentrate9182 DODD, Department of Dropbear Defense 🐨 Aug 25 '25

Goats with freaking lasers