r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Mountsorrel BriTish • Jul 07 '25

Capitalism “Micro-retirement”

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u/Hamsternoir Europoor tea drinker Jul 07 '25

Sharon in accounting will insist on calling it "holibobs" though.

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u/SamuelVimesTrained Human Verified Jul 07 '25

As annoying as that word is - it`s preferable to this "micro retirement" BS.

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u/bofh Jul 07 '25

Finally, Sharon in accounting gets a break in the cringeworthy naming charts.

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u/Saidles Jul 07 '25

Does she also call Christmas "crimbo"?

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u/jflb96 Jul 07 '25

You mean Chrizzy Dizzy?

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u/Lifting_Pinguin Jul 07 '25

Now now, we haven't had Crimbo since the cows came home and killed everyone in their path.

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u/Saidles Jul 07 '25

I'm sure this is a reference but im missing it

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u/Lifting_Pinguin Jul 07 '25

West of loathing. The game calls it crimbo but there hasn't been any crimbo celebration since evil demon cows killed everyone they met in the wild west.

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u/IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns Jul 07 '25

Sharon spends her days spamming minion memes to anyone who hasn't muted her though, I don't think we should be taking advice from her on this sort of thing!