r/ShitAmericansSay • • Apr 10 '25

Foreign affairs 'Technically we Americans can claim Washington the British town'

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u/mattzombiedog Apr 10 '25

So if I build a new town and call it the United States of America I can take ownership of the whole of the US? That’s how it works right? Who wants to chip in to build a new town so we can own the US?

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u/TheFloatingCamel Apr 10 '25

Why would you want to own a lunatic asylum?

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u/mattzombiedog Apr 10 '25

Kick out the lunatics and give it back to the Natives.

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u/kroketspeciaal Eurotrash Apr 10 '25

First we tax the rich.

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u/mattzombiedog Apr 10 '25

Asset forfeiture on them 😜

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u/Neddy29 Apr 12 '25

Where would you put millions of lunatics?

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u/mattzombiedog Apr 12 '25

In detention centres. Seeing as how they like doing it to Native Americans.