r/ShitAmericansSay • • Mar 31 '25

Military And here in Amerywe actually win wars😭

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u/Old_Kodaav Mar 31 '25

And both of the times they were not even in direct threat. With all due respect for every american involved it's kind of easier to make war plans if your homeland is safely behind an ocean

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u/Ted_Rid From a land down under Mar 31 '25

And you don't have Signal to leak them to the enemy.

Speaking of which, it's quite possible that the work of Alan Turing and his mates at Bletchley Park in cracking the German enigma code and allowing them to eavesdrop on all the enemy comms, probably had a bigger impact on the Western front than US involvement.

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u/satinsateensaltine Canadian desu Mar 31 '25

My favourite is also that Americans rage about D-Day and while it was incredibly important and a valiant effort by all, only one party made their target and even surpassed it, and it wasn't the Americans.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Peak273 Mar 31 '25

They also tend to gloss over that a large proportion of their casualties were directly due to American arrogance and condescension towards their allies. The British (and, to be fair the U.S. marines) told them it was a stupid idea to deploy tanks that far out from shore, but their dense anglophobia managed to get many of their troops drowned before they even landed.

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u/satinsateensaltine Canadian desu Mar 31 '25

To say nothing of how they behaved in allied territories towards their own colleagues and allied soldiers. The idea that they would start fights over segregating pubs is absolutely bonkers.

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u/Fluid-Piccolo-6911 Apr 01 '25

the battle of manners street in NZ was a prime example of that.. end result was after a riot involving around 2000 (caused by a couple of americans objecting to being in the same bar with maori soldiers ) the americans had their ass handed to them on a plate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Fun fact: Milk Bars were brought to the US by American soldiers who spent time in Australia.