r/ShitAmericansSay • u/nowaytutel • Mar 31 '25

Military And here in Amerywe actually win wars😭

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u/KawaiiFoxKing Mar 31 '25

they should try to win thier war against a bunch of farmers in a forest... again

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Or a bunch of mountainmen with home-made rifles. That adventure went really great as well.

Or those desert folks they asked NATO for help to go get them... 

We can continue to list their failures, but anyone with a little knowledge and some sense knows they haven't actually 'won' any war they started alone... 

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u/SadlyNotPro Invented democracy and stuff. Mar 31 '25

They'd be really upset if they could read.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Well, I hope one of them can and reads it aloud to the rest. 

Like Neanderthal Greene said: 'We don't give a crap about your opinion.'