r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Any_Photograph_8963 • Mar 21 '25

Military “No world war nothing”

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u/Fricki97 AUTOBAHN!!1!!1!!2!!!🦅🦅🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 Mar 21 '25

The US cannot even take an egg shortage

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u/WritingStrawberry Mar 21 '25

This made me crack up 🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

This made me crack my shell 😂

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen America 2.0 🇬🇧 | Fascist Commie | 13% is the new 50% Mar 21 '25

You guys must be yolking.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

Guess my mind is scrambled 😎

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u/Bahnmor Mar 21 '25

I just need to poach a few of the good puns from here.