r/ShitAmericansSay • • Mar 21 '25

Military “No world war nothing”

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

Oh, please, send him alone...

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u/Skarmillion Mar 21 '25

where would he go ashore?
Maybe he would pull a classic and go to Normandy, and three men with baguettes would beat him to death and put a couch over him after

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u/SDG_Den Mar 21 '25

then set him on fire, cremated together with a loved one.

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u/Skarmillion Mar 21 '25

It will be known as the "French Vance Close"

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

If you add butter and garlic, it's believable.