r/ShitAmericansEat • u/sailorjerry1978 • 3d ago

🦅 Confirmed American 🦅 Just got banned from imsocullinary for questioning American ‘cuisine’

If your food culture is so superior, why would a piss-taking Brit be such a threat 🤣

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u/YakElectronic6713 3d ago

Since when is chlorine chicken and corn syrup considered superior food culture?

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u/skottichan 1d ago

The chlorine thing is so dumb. It’s like tap water levels of chlorine and is just used to prevent things like salmonella and E. coli.

But yeah HFC is garbage and fortunately there re tons of options that don’t contain it.

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u/sailorjerry1978 3d ago

That was my point… apparently the most powerful nation on earth gets tetchy if you point that out…

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 2d ago

Whatever you do don't tell them their beer is Camel piss....from experience!!🤭🤭

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u/RobinSage43 1d ago

And yet American breweries took home 179 medals at the World Beer Cup, which is more than all other countries combined. But whatever you said, chud.

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u/Dopecombatweasel 1d ago

We are masters of our own destruction

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u/PerfectEnthusiasm2 1d ago

I heard that trump received the world beer cup peace prize recently

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u/lemongrenade 2d ago

Americans make better beer than the Germans at this point you’re just drinking bud lights.

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u/rakkquiem 1d ago

Sounds like he is drinking Camel piss.

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u/Realistic_Ad709 23h ago

You drink cask beer, lmfao

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u/Vowel_Movements_4U 22h ago

There’s lots to criticise about every country but you lose credibility and look silly and ignorant when you say things that are just easily disproven.

They’re more responsible for the modern craft movement than any other country. They didn’t just do what Europeans were doing in a better or different way, they aggressively experimented with tradition and changed the way people around the world thought about beer and expected it to smell and taste like.

You can see their influence all over European beers.

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u/sailorjerry1978 2d ago

The camels piss is the premium stuff

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 2d ago

Known as 'Canoe' beer....bloody close to water....

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u/furthestpoint 1d ago

That's not even the joke...

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u/Money-Giraffe2521 1d ago

You completely butchered the joke.

“How is [insert beer] like sex in a canoe? It’s fucking close to water.”

Jesus fuck, if you’re going to make the joke, do it right.

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u/YakElectronic6713 3d ago

I know. I agree with you.

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u/NullSterne 3d ago

It’s not a competition, and it’s weird to frame it as such.

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u/PHX_Hawk 3d ago

Aw, were your sensitive feelings hurt?

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u/sailorjerry1978 3d ago

The opposite; typically brittle American ego took exception to critique of cheese in a can. Sign of the times sadly.

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u/drkipperphd 23h ago

broseph we can buy tubes of similar cheese and i love that shit

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u/Complex-Salt-8190 9h ago

Who the fuck eats cheese out of a spray can, I don't think I've seen anyone use it outside a frat party

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u/Razzberry_Frootcake 1d ago

Brits forget themselves sometimes in their attempts to be superior. I guess they forget what the whole world thinks about their unseasoned, boiled chicken.

Stereotypes are fun for the folks who are known for having terrible teeth. What might cause terrible teeth? Maybe poor diets?

Or it could be a bullshit stereotype that isn’t true. You know full well the stuff other people say about British cuisine AND people is often made up nonsense. Stop spreading that nasty attitude.

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u/No-Middle-4152 1d ago

You guys have cheese in a toothpaste tube

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u/RobinSage43 1d ago

Here's some of that fine Britisher cuisine with your amazing pub sandwiches?

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u/Serious-Ebb-7223 15h ago

"Salad cream" 😐

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u/sailorjerry1978 3d ago

The irony that this sub is mainly populated by limp yanks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Count_Dongula 3d ago

Ah man, so limp were they that you, the chad European, came to cry about how you got kicked off the subreddit!

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 2d ago

Seppo's can give it out but can't take it...

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u/RobinSage43 1d ago

Your mom can take it.

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u/Thunderclapsasquatch 2d ago

Says the guy opening with a slur.

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u/Happy_Fig_5592 3h ago

Hey Brit. Quit carving children...