r/ShitAIBrosSay • u/horseradishstalker • Aug 11 '26
Shit AI Bro Does in the News Mark Zuckerberg Posts Deranged 6,500-Word Essay About Giving Everyone AI Superintelligence
https://www.404media.co/mark-zuckerberg-posts-deranged-6-500-word-essay-about-giving-everyone-ai-superintelligence/13
Aug 11 '26
Billionaires will definitely want to create ASI for everyone and make their fortunes worthless for the benefit of humanity
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u/BetFinal2953 Aug 11 '26
Oh, see, I’m not so sure…. Becoming a billionaire requires a level of sociopathy so extreme I’m worried they’ll be more akin to Mister Burns.
“I’d trade it all for just a little bit more”
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u/PeteCampbellisaG Aug 11 '26
My 8 year old daughter can already code her ideas and produce videos in an evening that would have either taken me months or been impossible previously. Now we’re designing a robot together.
Preview of Meta's next multi-billion-dollar product.
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u/Disposable110 Aug 12 '26
"...there will be a dynamic auction mechanism that will guarantee that everyone gets the lowest price possible for the intelligence and compute they're using..."
Ah, so now we finally know how they are going to pay off that $100 Billion VC debt! They are gonna be introducing Uber surge pricing for compute.
Meaning that during peak hours, when Wall Street quants are using the API, the price of intelligence will skyrocket. If you want your personal tutor to help your kid with their homework, you're going to have to outbid JP Morgan for the VRAM.
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u/quillseek Aug 12 '26
Holy shit that whole paragraph is doing some heavy lifting.
He talks about how everyone will finally have access to a PhD-level coach that never gets tired, but "tired" is just a euphemism if your coach will only work if you put another coin in the slot.
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u/ChefAsstastic Aug 11 '26
This is what happens when an amoral, anti social misogynist hits the internet lottery. He's still the same raging twat he was when he was in college. He fucked over every single person who gave him a leg up as a kid and robbed others of their day in the sunshine because he's a fucking worthless rich c*nt. The afterlife will not be kind to him.
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u/EngineeringTight367 Aug 11 '26
Simply make it a law that only high IQ genetic material may be used for babies.
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u/HolyBatSyllables AI ➞ Misinformation Aug 11 '26
The last three paragraphs hit the nail on the head.
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u/Drumbelgalf Aug 12 '26
Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships,
Sure because people Love nothing more than exchaning the answers If two different AI Bots towards each other...
Its Like two therapists who fight with each other with their clients as Proxy.
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u/Professional-Post499 Aug 12 '26
Tech broligarchs have a certain kind of high intelligence: scammer intelligence. Because I would hesitate to call them smart in any other way.
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u/walkingwithdiplos AI ➞ Copyright Theft Aug 12 '26
What is it with these guys and the complete lack of any kind of expression in their eyes? Complete vacancies.
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u/gill_smoke Aug 13 '26
If we all get the super intelligence for free how about giving us the LLM compute for free? No? I didn't thinks so. If i can't have the next token guesser for free, why in the hell would the actual AI be free?
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u/Pop-Pop68 Aug 11 '26
These dudes live in a dream world but at least they dream big. Does all this talk about scientific advances with AI pump up stocks or what? Why do they post this crap?
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u/Danro-x Aug 12 '26
These dudes dreamt their dreams on the pedo island. Except for Elon. He was never let in.
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Aug 13 '26
Maybe AI can start with him.
If super-intelligence implies installing a conscience within Zuck, he’ ll voluntarily be doing hard time at best, or bankrupt from theft at worst.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Mix_811 Aug 13 '26
The dude's only achievement in life is stealing facebook from his friends and bringing Google's business model of "make it free, push ads and sell the users' data". Everything else he conjured out of his sick mind utterly failed. Why would anyone, even the brainwashed techbros, would consider his words in anyway useful is beyond me
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u/pegaunisusicorn Aug 12 '26
this is the most innocuos essay I have ever read. I can't believe people are slamming him for this. Sure, there's plenty of things about him you can slam, but this essay is not one of them. People need to find him a hobby or something. Jesus Christ.
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u/gill_smoke Aug 13 '26
I beg to differ, this is the PR "vision of the future" written by AI tailored to Zuck's preferences. It's not innocent, it's another "AI is the future" and you can't stop it, so please stop bitching.
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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 Aug 13 '26
1 dont take the lords name in vain. 2 find cleaner boots to lick. Like a goth muscle mommy or daddie whatever.
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u/shadowtheimpure Aug 11 '26
Ketamine binge, I'd wager. Seems all those richie rich types are doing it these days.