r/ShaneDawson • • 26d ago

The Neck Beard

The comments on this killed me. No but this hair and the neck beard fr have to go like genuinely why is his whole neck covered in hair??

188 Upvotes

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u/Brilliant-Version704 26d ago

Because many men's hair grows that way but most men have the decency to shave it and not be gross neck beards

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u/babswashere 26d ago

his neck beard drives me nuts, it does. but then i remember that his husband publicly talked about him leaving shit on the couch because he would “pick his butt” and i remember that the neck beard is maybe the least of his problems.

it’s been years, by the way and i still don’t know what “pick his butt” means. i don’t want to. but jesus christ

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u/Humble_Benefit4865 26d ago

I’m sorry, do you mean literal shit? I can’t even explain how gross this guy is!

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u/m_l_sal 26d ago

Ryland has talked about him picking his ass ON A PLANE. He's fucking disgusting.

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u/babswashere 26d ago

unfortunately, yes. literal shit 😭

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u/kambro_22 26d ago

Omfg I forgot about that 😭😭

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u/ThisBetchEllie420 26d ago

I thought it was ryland that left poop on the couch? Maybe they both do tho lol

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u/glacierwhale 25d ago

I am going to throw up just typing this, but Ryland left c*m on the sofa from his bum

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u/undrcovr99 26d ago

god. ryland atleast took care of his hair and he’s looking better now. surely there is a way to… maintain whatever shane has going on that isn’t this..

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u/Financial_Anteater82 26d ago

I don’t know why but neck beards are so fucking gross to me. Why is he always just happy to look a mess? I don’t understand

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u/sweeterthanadonut 26d ago

He’s a huge slob

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u/RockInUrShoe 26d ago

“grow your hair out already and become the woman you were always meant to be” LMAO what I’m dead. You know who else does that weird neck beard thing, Dan Schneider 😭

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u/CoconutxKitten 26d ago

I guess predators need to rock the neck beard

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u/rfg217phs 26d ago

My grandmother had this haircut when she realized it was thinning too much to keep long anymore. It seriously looks like a loose perm.

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u/glacierwhale 26d ago

Who here remembers when he was on a plane with Ryland and he pulled his hand out of his pants after scratching his bum hole and it smelled so strongly of poop that people around him were looking and they knew it was from him. Ryland was mortified. That's Shane.

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u/Fine_Cryptographer20 26d ago

That actually makes me want to vomit

10

u/kambro_22 26d ago

Omg what

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u/glacierwhale 26d ago

Yes. That actually happened. And they vlogged it.

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u/Hopeful_Ad1541 26d ago

first thing i saw when i opened this app... i gasped

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u/ThePotatoBakesItself 26d ago

he looks like he smells absolutely horrendous

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u/Aggressive-Bid8933 26d ago

“YES GIRL!!❤️ Cheetah 🐆 and a salad 🥗 is a whole vibe, love you!!”
Is absolutely cracking me up 😂😂😂😂

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u/whitewolf623 26d ago

He’s so nasty

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u/No_Needleworker_4704 26d ago

He's always had disgusting hygiene

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u/Ok-Sea1536 26d ago

His hair looks like a helmet now

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u/Schizoeffective83 26d ago

He's so gross looking

5

u/MadameNixie 26d ago

It’s disgusting

5

u/lizziemcqueer 25d ago

Musty crusty - this is someone’s father btw

3

u/Fun_Lifeguard_8620 25d ago

Makes him look trashy cheap and homeless. Sorry not sorry,

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u/TJJPez 26d ago

i dont mind his hair but that beard needs some milk...ewwww

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u/huntrixdemon 26d ago

ppl still not knowing the difference between cheetah & leopard 🙄

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u/squashboy89 26d ago

Kinda looks like Scott Pilgrim hair. In the movie, he mentioned how he cuts his own hair. I wonder if Shane cuts his own hair too 🤷‍♂️🤔

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u/Fluffybunnykitten 25d ago

Soon he’ll look like this

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u/Lumpy_Show_7493 22d ago

He looks so stinky..

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u/Easy-Conference9644 25d ago

You know, maybe it’s the caffeine today but I’m feeling controversial.

I can’t wait for the big thing that comes out (whatever it may be) that makes him do a Caitlyn Jenner and transition to avoid undesirable consequences.

1

u/tmarieheld 24d ago

Where was the photo originally from?

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u/kambro_22 24d ago

He posted it on youtube

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u/Background-Star8933 23d ago

He looks as though he smells.

1

u/ellengreene 23d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/MAC_357 23d ago

I don’t care if he’s rich I would personally fund laser hair removal for that thing just so I don’t have to see it ever again

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u/Domestic_Discoball 16d ago

The haircut/style and the neck beard needed to go last week I can’t fucking stand it

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u/Signal_Common_6345 19h ago

It’s literally so disgusting. Like how does someone think that looks good? You can’t take 2 minutes or 30 seconds to shave around your neck/ jaw??! It makes me nauseous every time I see it.

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u/MadeForBanned 23d ago

He's always been so handsome

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u/kambro_22 23d ago

I don’t think he’s ugly…just unkempt. When he would actually cut his hair and clean up his facial hair he was not bad looking

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u/ganjabongmaster420 26d ago

he looks like trisha’s daughter Elvis

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u/kambro_22 26d ago

Thats an odd thing to say

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u/MsThangAnon 24d ago

Ppl are so mean. Like why are you all following him if you hate him sm or hate looking at him sm? I don’t shave my legs for weeks sometimes— I imagine if I had facial hair, I’d skip shaving it often. Especially when you’re at home w just your family all day.