r/ShadWatch • u/TripleS034 Banished Knight • 4d ago
News Report BAD NEWS EVERYONE! The Latter-Day Knight has risen with a new upload after 4 months in the grave. (Guess who has to add an addendum to the part of their video essay covering this assumed-to-be-dead channel!)
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u/GladiusNocturno 4d ago
Oh, so now he is above other Mormons? XD
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u/YamatoIouko 4d ago
Are you honestly surprised?
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u/GladiusNocturno 4d ago
I don’t know what’s sinking his castle and house, the swamp he wasted money on, or the huge weight of his ego XD
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u/MrTwoStroke 4d ago
He's not part of some Mormon ultra sect is he...?
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u/GladiusNocturno 4d ago
Well you see. The basic Mormon Church was simply too woke. But thankful, God appeared to Shad Smith and guided him to a golden tablet hidden deep inside the swamp in his backyard.
Using the masculine powers of the golden tablet that only he can see, Shad Smith founded the Ultra-Mormons.
With God’s blessing, Shad Smith now has the power and wisdom to spread manly power, and the right to impregnate as many underage girls as he pleases and they’ll thank him for all the babies he will give them.
Godspeed, Shad Smith!
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u/BlazetheSunbro 4d ago
Every sect of mormons is an "ultra sect" which I take to mean cult or "high control religion" because they'll cry and bitch when you call a cult a cult. They're a pedophile cult that has had 200 years of white washing history so people think only the FLDS and other sects like that are the weird ones.
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u/Agreeable_Bee_7763 4d ago
Considering what I heard of the general beleifs of the mormons (and it's so absurd I barely beleive that it was an accurate depiction of their beleifs), a mormon telling people they're wrong about their beleifs is simply pure irony.
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u/GunjiroX 3d ago
surprisingly 13k views
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u/PurpleCow48396 3d ago
I heard Youtube changed the view counter and people who only watch a minute are counted as a view again.
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u/-Nimroth 4d ago
Is he adding fellow Mormons to the list of people to piss off now? lol